Dictated

[dupable]

[ It was a dark and stormy night, suddenly a crash rang out! That is to say there is a sound that sort of sounds like a plate being smashed against something and the pieces making little chiming sounds as they skitter across the floor. ]

Hey knock it off, Constance!

[ There's a small hiss and tiny paws running across the floor. ]

Uuugh. I know that a lot of people like cats a lot, but they're basically the biggest assholes ever. They get up on top of everything, and don't care if they're knocking stuff over when they walk across it. I mean... they're cute and everything, but I am almost certain Jaspers and Meowgon never got into things like this. ... Mostly because Jaspers didn't actually have feet, but that is not the point.

I hope wherever Rose went she shows back up soon and takes her cats back.

Comments

Dictated

[cyan_maid]

Ugh, I know what you mean. I'm not sure how people can keep up with them.

...Wait, Rose left?

Dictated

[dupable]

No... maybe? I'm not actually sure. I haven't been able to find her though, just her cats.

Dictated

[cyan_maid]

Oh dear...is her name still on the directory and her door?

Dictated

[dupable]

Yeah! It's not like she went home or anything. At least I am almost positive she didn't unless the castle changed that.

Dictated

[cyan_maid]

Hm...and I don't think she said anything about taking a trip recently.

Gosh, you don't think something bad happened to her, do you?

Dictated

[dupable]

[ He's hesitating. ]

I hope not... I mean sometimes she can be kind of cagey so I figured maybe she just wandered off for a bit? Do you think she might be in trouble?

[rogueofheart]

Hey! Cats are not assholes!

[dupable]

Okay not all cats. But these cats are!

[rogueofheart]

Are you being nice to them? They purrbably just miss their mommy. And by that I mean they miss Rose.

[dupable]

I am being plenty nice to them. My room is basically a cat sanctuary right now for them. I can't really do anything for them about Rose if I don't know where she is though.

[rogueofheart]

[She's not so sure she believes the cat sanctuary part.]

Well, just trying being extra nice. Maybe you could warm their milk fur them! I'm sure they'd love that.

[dupable]

Like people do for babies? ... Do cats like that?

[rogueofheart]

Well, it has to be a special kind of milk. You can't just give them regular milk because it'll upset their tummies. But I'm sure they would love it if you warmed up some special milk!

Dictated

[cyan_maid]

John, she disappeared without a word! What made that happen, besides being sent home?

[wagers]

Why don't you just go over there and help? God!

[wagers]

I'm pretty sure Lalonde would tell you, of all people, if she were leaving!

Dictated

[dupable]

Well... it's Rose, so probably a lot of things?

[dupable]

What kind of special milk?

[dupable]

... You guys really don't know Rose that well, huh?

[wagers]

Hey, I tried, okay?

Dictated

[cyan_maid]

Like what sorts of things?

[dupable]

To know Rose?

Dictated

[dupable]

You know... Rose sorts of things!

[fangking]

Fuck, you just listed some of the reasons why they're better than dogs.

[dupable]

... The being cute thing?