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[dupable]

[ It was a dark and stormy night, suddenly a crash rang out! That is to say there is a sound that sort of sounds like a plate being smashed against something and the pieces making little chiming sounds as they skitter across the floor. ]

Hey knock it off, Constance!

[ There's a small hiss and tiny paws running across the floor. ]

Uuugh. I know that a lot of people like cats a lot, but they're basically the biggest assholes ever. They get up on top of everything, and don't care if they're knocking stuff over when they walk across it. I mean... they're cute and everything, but I am almost certain Jaspers and Meowgon never got into things like this. ... Mostly because Jaspers didn't actually have feet, but that is not the point.

I hope wherever Rose went she shows back up soon and takes her cats back.

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[cyan_maid]

Ugh, I know what you mean. I'm not sure how people can keep up with them.

...Wait, Rose left?

Dictated

[dupable]

No... maybe? I'm not actually sure. I haven't been able to find her though, just her cats.

Dictated

[cyan_maid]

Oh dear...is her name still on the directory and her door?

Dictated

[dupable]

Yeah! It's not like she went home or anything. At least I am almost positive she didn't unless the castle changed that.

Dictated

[cyan_maid]

Hm...and I don't think she said anything about taking a trip recently.

Gosh, you don't think something bad happened to her, do you?

Dictated

[dupable]

[ He's hesitating. ]

I hope not... I mean sometimes she can be kind of cagey so I figured maybe she just wandered off for a bit? Do you think she might be in trouble?

Dictated

[cyan_maid]

John, she disappeared without a word! What made that happen, besides being sent home?

[rogueofheart]

Hey! Cats are not assholes!

[dupable]

Okay not all cats. But these cats are!

[rogueofheart]

Are you being nice to them? They purrbably just miss their mommy. And by that I mean they miss Rose.

[dupable]

I am being plenty nice to them. My room is basically a cat sanctuary right now for them. I can't really do anything for them about Rose if I don't know where she is though.

[rogueofheart]

[She's not so sure she believes the cat sanctuary part.]

Well, just trying being extra nice. Maybe you could warm their milk fur them! I'm sure they'd love that.

[dupable]

Like people do for babies? ... Do cats like that?

[wagers]

I'm pretty sure Lalonde would tell you, of all people, if she were leaving!

[dupable]

... You guys really don't know Rose that well, huh?

[wagers]

Hey, I tried, okay?

[dupable]

To know Rose?

[wagers]

Well, that-- but I was more so talking about trying to reassure you!

[dupable]

Oh... well I don't think I need reassuring? I think everyone else is more worried about Rose than I am probably. Mostly because I know that Rose can take care of herself, she's a smart girl.

[fangking]

Fuck, you just listed some of the reasons why they're better than dogs.

[dupable]

... The being cute thing?

[fangking]

They aren't needy little shits.

[dupable]

They are little shits though!

[fangking]

It'd be boring if they weren't.

If they were needy it'd be fucking unbearable though.

[dupable]

I don't know. I mean I like cats, but I think I would like it if they were boring instead.