Sixteen Spoons {Written}

[cyan_maid]

Hoo hoo! Good evening, everyone!
I just realized it - today is the first day of December!
It always feels more like Christmastime when it is actually December. And do you know what a wonderful Christmastime activity is?
Baking cookies of course!
While I can't exactly bake like I want to, I can still decorate cookies at least, and if anyone wants to decorate some as well, then get your caboose down here!
It wouldn't be right if I kept this much fun to myself!
Oh! I do have some cookie cutters for Hanukkah if you would prefer to make Hanukkah cookies, too.


{Filtered to - Dirk Strider}

Mr. Strider, I'll have you know that your presence would be very welcome in the kitchen tonight.


{Filtered to - Vriska}

I don't know if you remember saying as much, but you did say you would tell me all about the mysteries of Trolls.
You should come down and tell me about them!
You can have as many cookies as you want if you do. :B

[Jane will be decorating cookie after cookie, either unbaked or baked, midst a group of ghosts she corralled into baking for her. Feel free to come in and have some fun, or if you're not inclined to do any work, Jane might send you some cookies if you ask nicely!]

Comments

Jane

[wagers]

Hmmmmmmmm........
I don't think I could say "no" to free cookies!

Vriska; Written

[cyan_maid]

You could even decorate them however you like!
There is literally every shape of cookie cutter you could imagine in here.
And the decorations! I've never even seen this kind of selection in stores!!
I think you'd have a lot of fun with it, Vriska.

Jane

[wagers]

Hey, you know I'm pretty decent at decor8ting cookies!
I mean, come on, you know my spider cookies were legit, right?

Vriska; Written

[cyan_maid]

I do! They were wonderful!
That's why I think you would like decorating them for Christmas.

Jane

[wagers]

Yeah, I'll give it a shot.
I mean, most people here cele8r8te Christmas!
Why not give some cookies to people who don't exactly suck?

Written!

[telemysticist]

Well, I sure do love cookies.
Now we do get the eat the ones we decorate, right?

Written

[cyan_maid]

Why of course!
And I have a bunch here already that I've done, and I'm more than willing to share them with everyone.

[telemysticist]

Oh, now what a delight!
Afraid I can't pass up free confections now, can I?

[cyan_maid]

I can send some to you now if you'd like to try them.

[yay_heiress]

Did you say Christmas Cookies?

Ooh, ooh, can I help too?!

[cyan_maid]

If you like! Everyone is more than welcome to join me.

[yay_heiress]

[London gives an excited squeal.] Yay!

Where do I go?

[cyan_maid]

The kitchen of course!
Where else do you make cookies?

Dictated forever

[whichwayyoulean]

Don't overload on sugar.

Sounds like a plan

[cyan_maid]

[Chuckling,] I'm not going to overload on sugar.

[whichwayyoulean]

Better safe than sorry. The crash that'd come after it wouldn't be fun.

[cyan_maid]

I will be safe! I promise. I'll just leave the cookies out for any folks who want them. It'd be mean of me to eat them all myself.

[shenunigans]

i knew you had baking powers
its like your family power
baking
you have the divine baking hands of the culinary gods

btw where are you at
cause i wanna combine my divine art skills with your cookies
i got some hella santa designs im just itching to hash out with icing

[cyan_maid]

[Oh wow are all Striders this funny?]

Hoo hoo! I suppose the reputation of my name precedes me.
But it's really the ghosts that are baking - under my direction of course.

I'm in the kitchen, where else would I be?
You are more than welcome to join me, Dave!

[shenunigans]

woman i have been enjoying your box cake since my mouth was able to handle the delicious witchcraft that is apple cake

ghosts in the kitchen
really
you have a ghost army that cooks for you

i dunno maybe theres more than one kitchen
you cant blame a guy for being careful in a ghost castle, can you?


[And with that rant done he's going to wander down to the kitchens and poke his head in, looking around like it ain't no thing when really? He's kind of unsure about even being here.]

[cyan_maid]

Oh goodness. It is most certainly not witchcraft, but if you insist!
And I'll agree with you there. The apple cake is very nice.

They aren't my ghosts! They work in the castle and they are very helpful.
I wouldn't be able to do this at all without their help.

Nope, there's only one! I can assure you of that.

[But why be unsure? Everyone is welcome to share in cookie shenanigans. There's already a lot of finished ones around, but you can still see Jane working on some, humming some kind of holiday tune. It doesn't seem like she's noticed you come in, Dave, she's really engrossed in this...]

Janes

[brohoof]

Miss Crocker, I do declare.
You're really asking me to help you bake?
I don't think I've ever baked once in my life.
Unless fish count.
But I'm not saying no.

Dirk

[cyan_maid]

I'd like you to come and decorate cookies with me, you silly goose!
I wanted to extend you a personal invitation.

Jane

[brohoof]

Oh. Well that I can definitely do.
I will decorate all the fucking cookies.
Not a cookie will go without being touched by mad decorating skills.
I hope you're prepared to handle what you're about to unleash.
Because I don't think anyone else is.

Dirk

[cyan_maid]

I can assure you that when it comes to cookies, you will find that I am the best there is!
I can handle anything you dish out, buster. :B