Fourth Time - It's almost that day, isn't it?

[losemycherry]

[Yamada has been patiently awaiting Valentine's Day, though in light of her less-than-stellar results on New Year's Eve, she's hoping to attract some new blood. Not that she feels desperate or anything; after all, Rome wasn't built in a day, and finding her ideal mate isn't a goal to be taken lightly. Sitting on the edge of her bed, she begins to write.]

Valentine's Day! <3 Anyone else excited? So, look: this is one of my favorite holidays, but because I've been so overwhelmed by life in Paradisa, I have nobody to share it with. And so, a rare opportunity presents itself: the first lucky guy to respond to this entry will have the luxury of spending a Valentine's Day date with me, Yamada. If this person is in a relationship already, his significant other will need to sign off on the date beforehand; otherwise the offer will go to the next person who replies, and so on.

So, good luck! And if you miss your chance this time, don't worry - there's always next year! <3

Comments

[bro_codebreaker]

[he's had enough distance from his last argument so that he feels vaguely bad. he knows Yamada's good for a good time, even if she's not exactly his idea of an excellent date, but -- there's potential for an olive branch here. he smirks, and pulls the journal over to him across his desk]

Hey, Yamada.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave you met Ted?

[losemycherry]

[This gives her pause.]

Ted? Um, no. Why, is he nice?

Yamada

[bro_codebreaker]

Yeah, totally. He's my best friend ... only, he's been having a really hard time lately, and --

I dunno, even though I'm the first person to say anything, and as much as I adore your company ... I think he could benefit more from a night in your sparkling company. It's hard for anyone to be upset when they're with you.

[he's laying it on thick, but ... THIS IS FOR TED.]

[losemycherry]

Thanks for the compliment! And sure, I'd be happy to meet Ted. After all, Valentine's Day is no fun when you've got to spend it alone.

Yamada

[bro_codebreaker]

Yeah, exactly. Just ... don't tell him yet, okay? I want it to be a surprise.

[losemycherry]

A surprise? Like how? Are you gonna tie a bow around my waist and hand me over to him on Valentine's Day?

...Actually, that might be kind of fun! <3

[bro_codebreaker]

Have I mentioned lately that I like the way you think?

[losemycherry]

Then it's a plan! Where is Ted gonna be on V-day?

[bro_codebreaker]

Probably in his room, being a moping Ted Thing. [and he'll fork over Ted's room number, happily]

[losemycherry]

Aww, that's no good. Guess I'll pay him a visit. <3

[bro_codebreaker]

Eeeeeeexcellent. Have I told you lately that you're awesome?

[losemycherry]

Nah. But I can't hear stuff like that enough.

written

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwoww
an people say im desperate

Re: written

[losemycherry]

The hell is that supposed to mean?

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh nothin except its blatantly obvvious youre handin yourself to pretty much evveryone in the fuckin castle in the hopes itll get you company
an usin earth vvalentines as some kinda excuse
its kinda sad
as in really fuckin sad

[losemycherry]

Ohh...

[ I get it. He's lonely, so he's blaming it on me.]

Poor guy. Look, don't feel sour that someone else replied first! I'm sure there are plenty of girls in the castle for you to choose from. Good luck! <3 <3 <3

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhat the shit
like id givve a fuck wwhether or not i evven
i didnt
ugh
just for fucks sake i had no intention a tryin a jump at this to try an be first i dont wwant your fuckin company ok
im just commentin on howw blatantly obvvious it is youre desperate for a mate an quite frankly its pathetic in the most platonic wway possible
so drop the <3's ok im not interested

[losemycherry]

[That last comment pisses Yamada off, so she takes his demand literally, and drops them with a thud:]

<3.

<3.

<3!

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Oh hell no, watch as he just starts scratching out all those little <3's with his pen.]

[losemycherry]

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[With that, Yamada drops the pen and exits her room, hoping to get some fresh air.]