XIII

[wilder]

[Dictated all so cheerfully]

I got a question~! ♪

Sooooo I'm not from Earth, but I've heard a few things about Valentine's Day from people. You know it's a holiday about romance and love and all that great stuff! Which sounds really nice to me! Everyone could use more of that sorta thing in their lives! ♥

But then as the day approaches, most of you seem pretty lackluster about it or outright dreading it! Which is weird since we're in a castle full of attractive people and we can wish for anything we want to make the day go nice!

So I guess after awhile I'm starting to wonder what Valentine's Day is all about...I mean...

Is Valentine's Day actually just some obligatory breeding day so Earth people can keep their population going? Or does the castle just collect a lot of people with really empty love lives?

'Cause honestly, I can't tell which it is~! And I'd like to know too, since Valentine's Day sounds fun, but I'm not sure I'm on-board with the idea of...obligatory breeding for Earth's sake, per say.

Thanks! ♥

Comments

[notanthea]

[ ...Are you serious?

She stares at this for a moment before she starts snickering. Oh, Zelos. ]

[wilder]

[With these people it's a very valid question! Though he's glad that people find it funny at least]

[notanthea]

Were it obligatory, people would complain more.

[wilder]

[Okay good point there...]

That's a good point. So it's the latter then~?

Dictated forever

[huffythedragon]

[So...so unsure]

So it's like Hearts and Hooves day?

But that's about finding your special somepony, what's this breeding thing all about?

[Because obviously you have all the answers]

and ever

[wilder]

I dunno. Is Hearts and Hooves day about love and romance?

Uh...no one's told you about breeding before?

[notanthea]

I'm afraid I don't know enough to make a judgment call.

[Yes. Everyone sucks at meaningful interpersonal relationships.]

[huffythedragon]

Yeah. You send cards and do romantic stuff like picnics and strolls and spending time together. [A touch bitter, that. Oh the sting of rejection does last such a long time]

No? Should they of?

[wilder]

Oh that's okay! I'm just trying to get a better handle on Earth culture- it's so different from what I'm used to!

[wilder]

Oh. You don't sound happy about that.

Uh...well, let's just say it's how you get babies and leave it at that!

[notanthea]

You'll have to specify an Earth culture to compare.

[wilder]

Um...the main one here? I dunno what that'd be called.

[huffythedragon]

Yeah, well. I won't be sending anything this year.

Oh. But I thought they just arrived at the hospital...

[notanthea]

American then. Seems to be the most common one.

[wilder]

Wanna talk about it?

[...] Not quite...but it's not important for now!

[themistress]

As long success isn't mandatory, what's wrong with obligatory "breeding"?

[wilder]

Oh okay!

Are the Earth cultures all really different from each other?

[wilder]

[A LOT OF THINGS, HE THINKS]

Mostly just the obligatory part. Kinda kills the mood, you know?

[themistress]

I'd say that's just you not being creative enough.

[notanthea]

Most are.

[wilder]

Uh huh...

[creeeepy]

[wilder]

I see!

And what culture are you from, hunny?

[notanthea]

British.

[wilder]

British huh?

I guess if that's not the most common, it explains why your accent is a bit different from most...

[notanthea]

[ Oh, you're a smart one, aren't you. She's going to avoid the discussion on regional accents and simply makes a sound of assent. ]