question time, Dictated

[originalcopy]

[soooo bored!  At first the "stay locked in your room" plan seemed perfect, but after a week it's losing it's appeal.]

Hey, Is the kissing thing done yet? 

Comments

[persequor]

Yes.

[i_got_this]

It's just getting started, hotshot.

[originalcopy]

Great! There are only so many times you can count the cracks in your walls.

...172 by the way.

[persequor]

You actually counted?

[originalcopy]

Fuck... how long does this shit go on?

... I thought you were leaving?

[i_got_this]

Don't ask me, this is my first Christmas here.

It was just for a couple days Really relaxing though; won't necessarily want to murder everyone I meed anymore.

[originalcopy]

Yeah... I did. It's not like there's a lot else to do.

[originalcopy]

Great... I hardly got time to enjoy the break.

[i_got_this]

Hey, I couldn't let you guys forget about me, could I?

[persequor]

Reading, mayhaps?

[originalcopy]

That would mean a trip out to the library.

[persequor]

Wish for books?

[originalcopy]

Hey, a guy can dream can't he?

[originalcopy]

I thought that only worked on pizza?

[persequor]

No. It works for almost anything. ...What's pizza?

[originalcopy]

You don't know what a pizza is?

Well, it's a round flat dough that you cover with sauce, meat and cheese then bake. It's only one of the most perfect foods ever invented.

[persequor]

Never had it.

[i_got_this]

Oh sure, but sooner or later you gotta wake up.

So, do anything fun while i was away?

[originalcopy]

You should wish for one.

[hah, two can play the "wish for it" game, so there!]

[persequor]

Not really.

[originalcopy]

Oh sure... let's see there was [pauses] no wait, that sucked.

The latest round of bull shit, which started right around the time you left.
So, no... except for counting the cracks in my walls, which was thrilling.

Before you ask ...172

[originalcopy]

Why not? Got something against cheese?

[persequor]

No.

[originalcopy]

Vegetarian?

[persequor]

What?