question time, Dictated

[originalcopy]

[soooo bored!  At first the "stay locked in your room" plan seemed perfect, but after a week it's losing it's appeal.]

Hey, Is the kissing thing done yet? 

Comments

[persequor]

Yes.

[originalcopy]

Great! There are only so many times you can count the cracks in your walls.

...172 by the way.

[persequor]

You actually counted?

[originalcopy]

Yeah... I did. It's not like there's a lot else to do.

[persequor]

Reading, mayhaps?

[originalcopy]

That would mean a trip out to the library.

[persequor]

Wish for books?

[originalcopy]

I thought that only worked on pizza?

[persequor]

No. It works for almost anything. ...What's pizza?

[i_got_this]

It's just getting started, hotshot.

[originalcopy]

Fuck... how long does this shit go on?

... I thought you were leaving?

[i_got_this]

Don't ask me, this is my first Christmas here.

It was just for a couple days Really relaxing though; won't necessarily want to murder everyone I meed anymore.

[originalcopy]

Great... I hardly got time to enjoy the break.

[i_got_this]

Hey, I couldn't let you guys forget about me, could I?

[originalcopy]

Hey, a guy can dream can't he?

[i_got_this]

Oh sure, but sooner or later you gotta wake up.

So, do anything fun while i was away?

[originalcopy]

Oh sure... let's see there was [pauses] no wait, that sucked.

The latest round of bull shit, which started right around the time you left.
So, no... except for counting the cracks in my walls, which was thrilling.

Before you ask ...172

[20thcentury]

That's a good question. You could always investigate yourself.

[originalcopy]

Yeah, if I wanted to find out by wandering around then I wouldn't have asked the question would I.

[20thcentury]

Then I reckon you're too lazy to read the journal as well. People are still having fits about it, sunbeam. Not that difficult to notice.

[originalcopy]

[drat, he forgot about that.]

You to answered the question. So I guess lazy wins.

... and did you seriously just call me sunbeam?

[20thcentury]

Never in my life have I been to a place where so many people are shocked by pet names.

[originalcopy]

Hey, I'm plenty used to pet names.
They're just more along the lines of "asshole" than "sunbeam".

[20thcentury]

That's a bit uncreative.

[originalcopy]

Yeah well... I think there's an unwritten rule that the only people who can use insults like "sunbeam" or "buttercup" are Sargents.