workaphilic: (john ☤ the adventure of the red circle;)
Sherlock Holmes ([personal profile] workaphilic) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-12-22 10:36 pm
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028 || dictated;

[The journal opens to the sound of footsteps on these very icy hallways, and the voice of your very favorite giant toolbag, mid-sentence.

He's rambling, a little.]


-- not impossible to suppose I may have overlooked some potential of the castle's recent redecoration. Not to say that it isn't insipid, of course, because it is, but if we're to suffer this through the holiday, there must be something, something, something....

[There's a pause. He climbs onto one of the ice couches in one of the ice hallways, stands braced with one foot on the arm and the other on the not-so cushions, ostensibly to look at the wall.

When in doubt, climb furniture.]


Oh, yes. I can 'make it work,' as it were.

((Open, both over the journal and in person! Feel free to run into him anywhere in the castle; he's super bored, and will be climbing shit anywhere and everywhere. Also, kissmas shenanigans (planned or unplanned) are welcome!))
theabjectauthor: (I put more horrible truths to paper.)

[personal profile] theabjectauthor 2013-01-09 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Well-swung.

[he'll start helping by taking out his notebook and drawing a diagram of the cracks, leaning in every now and then to use his pen as a unit of measure]
theabjectauthor: (I am hiding from someone/thing.)

[personal profile] theabjectauthor 2013-01-10 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lemony, however, has Neurotic as a default setting. unfortunately, he doesn't realize there's cause for distress. he moves closer, sketching a bit as he does]

That's odd...
theabjectauthor: (I don't think I believe you.)

[personal profile] theabjectauthor 2013-01-15 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's ... You wouldn't have wished for a nutcracker, surely. That's nonsense. But it just appeared, and I certainly didn't have need of one.
theabjectauthor: (I think you should back up a bit.)

K-K-K-KEYWORDS

[personal profile] theabjectauthor 2013-01-16 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[SUDDENLY ACCOSTED. the shock on his face knows pretty much no bounds, and there really are no words]

M-mr. Holmes?! What are you DOING, sir...?!
theabjectauthor: (I am frozen in terror!)

[personal profile] theabjectauthor 2013-01-20 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[he fights it, horrified, for all of nanoseconds, until Sherlock's lips meet his. and then, well.

it's not the best kiss, it's still quite awkward, and somewhat brief as magical ones go - but it's definitely a kiss.]
theabjectauthor: (I am frozen in terror!)

1/IDEK

[personal profile] theabjectauthor 2013-01-23 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
theabjectauthor: (I think you should back up a bit.)

[personal profile] theabjectauthor 2013-01-23 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
theabjectauthor: (I am shocked and amazed!)

[personal profile] theabjectauthor 2013-01-23 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
theabjectauthor: (I don't think I believe you.)

[personal profile] theabjectauthor 2013-01-23 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[well he's not about to judge if that's how he swings, but]
theabjectauthor: (I am attempting to be social.)

[personal profile] theabjectauthor 2013-01-23 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[well]
theabjectauthor: (I read something distressing.)

[personal profile] theabjectauthor 2013-01-23 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[wait. he kissed him back]
theabjectauthor: (I am occasionally melodramatic.)

[personal profile] theabjectauthor 2013-01-23 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[and THAT IS NOT NORMAL because well

it just

it isn't, okay.

certain icons like this one are surprisingly deceptive]
theabjectauthor: (I am shocked and amazed!)

okay done

[personal profile] theabjectauthor 2013-01-23 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[his brain settles back into place, and he finally finds breathing room, and the words, to be properly horrified]

What in heaven's name just happened?!
Edited 2013-01-23 03:19 (UTC)
theabjectauthor: (I dropped it and now it is lost forever.)

/bows

[personal profile] theabjectauthor 2013-01-25 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
... [yet again, asking the wrong questions. in that way, at least, Sherlock reminds him of his old mentor, and he can't help but sigh, chagrinned]

Very well, then... let me rephrase. How could that be possible, and why?
theabjectauthor: (I am trying to escape!)

[personal profile] theabjectauthor 2013-01-27 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[he scowls at the offending nutcracker for a moment, before taking a handkerchief out of his suit pocket and using it to pick the thing up. quickly, he scurries to the door, opens it, and tosses the tchotchke out into the snow.

there.

much better]