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[Jenny's tone is a little pinched as she dictates, as if she's suffering from a hangover. Which she is. There is the occasional pause and quiet thud of a bottle being placed down, though, so she's working her way back up to getting drunk.]

In England, the day after Christmas is also a holiday. I think most people just use it to sleep off too much drink the night before, which isn't that bad of an idea, really. Particularly when all the furniture's wet with melted ice.

I'm more partial to New Year's, since it's obviously quite a lot more secular, and it gives everyone a good excuse to get drunk and snog. It's also conveniently me birthday, which is handy as drinking and snogging are typically good gifts, if they're done right.

[Despite talking about this sort of celebratory thing, she seems a bit morose, though it's very likely it's just the hangover.]

Anyway, happy Boxing Day.

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Hope you had a GREAT CHRISTMAS!

Good lord, son, I'm not deaf. Move your face away from the book.

Woops... my bad.

[is that the sound of faint chuckling in the background?]

Are you through?

Yeah yeah, I'm through...

[She mutters to herself about RUDENESS and so forth. Kids today.]

[painfully but successfully resists the urge to answer back about the elderly and their lawns.]

Is that an invitation?

For snogging or drinking?

I was hoping for both.

I can probably arrange that.

Then consider me there.

The more the merrier, isn't it?

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There's always a reason to celebrate something.

If celebration coincides with liquor, I agree.

I can't imagine what else they'd be about.

I don't know -- sometimes you hear about pious celebrations. Abstaining from everything interesting in life.

Sounds like something they just call a celebration to make it seem like a good idea.

Truly diabolical.

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Hmm. I'll have to find another gift, then.

What was the first gift?

Well, I meant a birthday gift as well as your Christmas gift.

Well, aren't you the sweetest thing. Do you need any help coming up with something?

Well, if you have a wish-list...

Sex always works. [She's not particularly interested in being subtle!!]

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