Reluctant gift givings

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The gifts are left unceremoniously at peoples doors.  in whatever packaging was handy at the moment to put them in.

The obnoxiously girly gun... it's not really a gift, he said he'd find something for her.

The skittles flavored booze... because he doesn't have to cart you around any more and one of them may as well celebrate it right.

The baconlube... because obviously she needs it.

The collection of the worst music ever made... because anyone can play good music.