[ 03 ] Dictated/Action (backdated to Christmas)

[heirofficium]

 O-oh, bloody... Merlin!

[ The yelling is a good thing, believe it or not. He was on his way down to the kitchen to find some firewhiskey something to eat, when in the lobby he spied this sleek, black beauty waiting for him, complete with a tag bearing his name hanging from the right handlebar. ]

Ohhhh, you are a pretty thing, aren't you? Oh, I can't wait to take you out...

[ Yes. Yes he is, in fact, sweet-talking a motorbike. ]

[ OOC: Sirius got his motorbike! He actually hasn't gotten it yet in his canon point (but he's planning on buying one anyway), so it's just an ordinary Muggle motorbike. ~ ]

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Action

[lupinotuum]

[ And here's a Remus, looking a little more pale than usual, standing at the foot of the stairs.

And he doesn't look happy about what he sees. ]

Oh bloody hell...

Sirius, if you charm that thing to fly, I swear to Merlin --

action

[heirofficium]

Charm it to--

[ He wheels around to stare at him, having only heard one key part of Remus' threat. Oh no. ]

Moony, you're a bloody genius. A bloody fucking genius.

Action

[lupinotuum]

[ Remus opens his mouth to continue his threat, only to snap it shut a moment later.

He tilts his head and squints at Sirius for a moment, before it dawns on him. ]

No! No, I am a bloody idiot, Padfoot. Disregard everything I just said, it's just the insanity talking!

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[heirofficium]

Oh, no, my dear Moony, you are the sanest of all of us. On the other hand, you have to be the most brilliant sod to have ever graced this castle.

[ He's now engrossed in noting all the details of the bike that may have to be contended with in regards to making it fly. ]

Action

[lupinotuum]

[ Oh and there is that famous "moony sigh" we've heard tell about. He is done with your madness, Sirius. ]

Brilliant my arse -- I am NOT helping you, either, so you can forget about asking.

dictated

[staggeringego]

[ James isn't sure what Sirius is talking about here, but despite how it sounds he's 100% positive that Sirius isn't talking about a girl at the moment. ]

Find something you like, Padfoot?

dictated; sorry i seriously don't have a better icon to suit his face rn

[heirofficium]

Something I like? Something I like?

It's a bleeding motorbike, Prongs! A-A Sunbeam S7! Aw, look at it...

dictated; it's fine!

[staggeringego]

[ A laugh. He does know that Sirius has an affinity for these things, but he can't for the life of him remember the make or model of the damned things. ]

Is it?

[ A pause, and then in all seriousness asks like it's the most important question here. ]

What color is it?

dictated

[heirofficium]

As if any color would-- it's black, what else?

Jamie, you've got to get down here and see it. Damn, the key's even in it...

dictated--> action

[staggeringego]

[ A laugh. Of course it would be. ]

And here I was thinking it might be a nice red, or even blue.

[ There's the sound of someone popping from one location to another in the blink of an eye and the sound of a journal behind him as James strolls over to Sirius and the bike. ]

Now that is impressive.

[courageous_wit]

Got something good from home, did you? [she can probably guess what it is, too]

[heirofficium]

Good? It's a motorbike! How could it not be good?!

[courageous_wit]

[she lets out a soft laugh] I'm glad you like it. It's going to be very handy one day.

[heirofficium]

What's that supposed to mean, future girl?

[kryptonian]

[She's leaning over the railing of the stairs, just above him, watching him with a measure of amusement. Some things don't change, like boys and their toys.]

Well, that's not weird at all.

[Nah, she thinks it's super weird.]

[heirofficium]

[ He doesn't even know you, Super Girl, but he's judging you anyway. ]

Don't you laugh at me! I've wanted one of these for ages. Was gonna get one back in my world.

[kryptonian]

[She hops the railing and floats down to join him, big red cape a-flutterin'. She touches down near him with a grin.]

I wasn't laughing at you! I just don't usually hear guys talk to inanimate objects like girlfriends.

[heirofficium]

He's noting the floating, but is just too excited by motorbike and happy and must make it fly-- to really bother asking yet. ]

Then clearly you haven't experienced the beauty that is a motorbike, love. Who might you be?

[lightbranded]

...Pardon?

[Will's attention had been caught by the exclamation of his friend's former name.]

[heirofficium]

What's that?

[ Lol he doesn't get where there may be a problem. ]

[lightbranded]

Why were you using that name?

;action

[delincuente]

Dude.

[Alex can't help but laugh a little when she comes downstairs and sees this spectacle in the lobby. The sarcasm is strong with this one.]

Talk a little louder and she might answer back.

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[heirofficium]

[ He glances back and grins a little. Just the witch he's looking for ~ ]

Yeah yeah, very funny. I guess you just don't want to get first ride on her once I get her to fly...

[delincuente]

[She looks mildly impressed, leaning against the railing to watch him.]

... Okay, you've sort of got my attention now.

[heirofficium]

I wouldnt've thought of it if Remus hadn't tried to threaten me against doing it.

What kind of spells do you have to make things fly?