1st drink; text

[goingrogue]

wowwwww this book thing is p cool & it has my name in it so it must be mine
i thought we were gonna enter the game n start our magic bffquest
but i ended up here instead and i dont see the others
im p sure were supposed to be at jakes place and if theyre not here i am ttlies in the wrong place
which means there is no time to all be enjoyins this super huge nice bed left here 4 me
as much as i want to get all my explorin what can only b the most awesome of magyyk castles it is EXTREME IMPORTS that i find my 3 bffs
even if there are wizards
there r wizards rite
gosh i hope theres all kindsa wizards
maybe if theres wizards using this magyyk book u can help me find my friends
tho i will gladly accept help from nonwizards 2
thats how this works rite
like some kind of big magyyk chat room in a book
whateves im looking for jane jake and dirk
janey is all ur detective gumshoey broad
says things like shucks buster n ttlies loves to get her bakin on
jake is probably all adventuring already
ttly swoon worthy like an action hero out of a movie
which he loves more than anything all u have to do is mention weekend at bernies and u will ttly know u have the jman on ur hands
dirks ur sweet anime shade wearin ironic bro
so many ironies n he is all bout them like no1s business
if there is an irony to be had hes ttly got its back
he is all about the popos too
n by popos i mean da ponies
i would like to see the actual popo try and get ahold of him they wouldnt know what hit them when the distri attacks
i guess if any1 sees them tell them roxy is lookin for them
thats if theyre not 2 busy already doing their own thing
i bet jane would be all over this already and idk jake and dirk are probably makin out hardcore somewhere after all that HOT MANNNN UST between them
man i am going to ttlies need a long hard drink after this
the sooner i find them the sooner we can all gets our sburbpartay on