1st drink; text

[goingrogue]

wowwwww this book thing is p cool & it has my name in it so it must be mine
i thought we were gonna enter the game n start our magic bffquest
but i ended up here instead and i dont see the others
im p sure were supposed to be at jakes place and if theyre not here i am ttlies in the wrong place
which means there is no time to all be enjoyins this super huge nice bed left here 4 me
as much as i want to get all my explorin what can only b the most awesome of magyyk castles it is EXTREME IMPORTS that i find my 3 bffs
even if there are wizards
there r wizards rite
gosh i hope theres all kindsa wizards
maybe if theres wizards using this magyyk book u can help me find my friends
tho i will gladly accept help from nonwizards 2
thats how this works rite
like some kind of big magyyk chat room in a book
whateves im looking for jane jake and dirk
janey is all ur detective gumshoey broad
says things like shucks buster n ttlies loves to get her bakin on
jake is probably all adventuring already
ttly swoon worthy like an action hero out of a movie
which he loves more than anything all u have to do is mention weekend at bernies and u will ttly know u have the jman on ur hands
dirks ur sweet anime shade wearin ironic bro
so many ironies n he is all bout them like no1s business
if there is an irony to be had hes ttly got its back
he is all about the popos too
n by popos i mean da ponies
i would like to see the actual popo try and get ahold of him they wouldnt know what hit them when the distri attacks
i guess if any1 sees them tell them roxy is lookin for them
thats if theyre not 2 busy already doing their own thing
i bet jane would be all over this already and idk jake and dirk are probably makin out hardcore somewhere after all that HOT MANNNN UST between them
man i am going to ttlies need a long hard drink after this
the sooner i find them the sooner we can all gets our sburbpartay on

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[wagers]

Uh, ok.
Now usually I'm all over this colorful font 8ecause it usually means someoen I should know a8out, 8ut--
This is honestly the first time I'll 8e asking this to one of you.
So, here goes. Are you ready?
Here is a dramatic pause.
W8 for it.
W8 FOR IT........

[wagers]

What the ever-loving FUCK are you talking a8out?

[goingrogue]

what r U talkin about
ur not that blue troll jake was talkin about r u
bc u should no hes ttlies with dirk now
at least i think hes with dirk now
after that display id be surprised if they werent a thing

[wagers]

Jake? You mean that tool that was here a while 8ack?
What was his deal, anyway?
W8, I don't even care! You're a friend of Jane's right?
What's YOUR deal?

[goingrogue]

idk jake is just kinda like that
u get used to him after a while
so ur not the blue alien space gurl of his dreams
but u know jane
how do u know jane

Written

[cyan_maid]

[Okay, there is really no way for Jane not to know who this is. How does she feel?]

Roxy!!!!
Oh my God, that's you isn't it!
It's really, really you!!
I'm right here! Me, Jane, I'm here!

[goingrogue]

JANEY THERE U R
i was afraid id lost u for good
i knew sburb had 2 be a trick
eff that batterwitch
ur not hurt r u

[cyan_maid]

I'm fine, I'm fine! But this place has nothing to do with Sburb at all!
I can't believe you're here!
Do you know where you are exactly? What do your surroundings look like?
I will come down to see you!!

[goingrogue]

i kinda fig that much but the rl q is what is this place if it has nothing to do with sburb
n how did we get here
ummm im this room
it has my name on it 2
i can move tho so u can find me

[cyan_maid]

It's called Paradisa, and...oh, I can explain it so much better in person!
Hang on, I'm actually near someplace where I can check where you are.
Stay right there and I'll be up soon, okay?

[rogueofheart]

:33 < yes there are definitely wizards here
:33 < when you say jane that bakes and says silly things do you mean jane crocker?
:33 < beclaws i know her too!

[goingrogue]

wizards 4rl
rlly real wizards
with REAL MAGYKKS
this place is the best EVER
no okay i gotta focus
jane now wizards later
does she say things like shucks buster
if she says things like shucks buster that can only be the 1 n only doc crock
and by doc crock i of course mean jane

[rogueofheart]

:33 < yes that is definitely her!
:33 < she has b33n here fur a while now
:33 < i am sure she will be happy to s33 you!

[goingrogue]

i knew it theres no jane in the world that likes bakin like my jane
that not possible
we just arrived
or we should have just arrived
i have no idea whuts goin on anymore

[rogueofheart]

:33 < time is purrtty fickle here
:33 < you can be here fur a long time but at home no one even notices you are gone because time stops
:33 < or at least that is what i have b33n told
:33 < you are purrbably better off asking a time player about these things

[psych0p0mps]

oh hey i know jane
and to a lesser extent dirk
and to a greater extent sburb!
which leads me to assume you are from their session too :)
hello roxy im aradia

[goingrogue]

i had no idea jane was so popular
dirk tho is elusive as always
it figs that jerk
yea i am the ttly hots haxxor bitch
i dunno if ur session had 1 but i think every session should
it is like a total must
tho i doubt theyd be has hot n awesome as me
but neways im roxy ;)
a friend of my friends and a fellow sburb sis is a friend of mine
(ttly assuming ur a sis here feel free to correct me if im wrong)

[psych0p0mps]

haha my moirail was our hacker dude actually
his name is sollux although hes not at the castle right now :(
but yes i am a girl
the maid of time in fact at your service
you probably cant see me but i am bowing overdramatically

[goingrogue]

yessssss i knew it every game HAS to have one it must be like some kind of written law
tho no offense to ur moirail i am probs totes hotter than him
not that i kno what he looks like or anythin
omg thats so cool i was told to find a time player to ask stuff but i dont even care about that rite now
i guess im a rogue of void but idk i dont rly to a whole lot rn except black our screens
i am totes hardcore curtsying in response
i kno we just started talking & i dont want to edge in on ur haxxor moirails turf
but we should ttlies be friends
if ur down with that

[psych0p0mps]

yes i am more than down with that!
making new friends is one of my favorite activities in fact hehe
if you want we can meet up in person and i will give you the grand tour :)
that is if nobody else has beaten me to it

[fluthlu]

[Oh dear lord why. The text, the name, the mentions of the game and of Dirk. What do you even say to all of this?]

... Well, that was a convoluted, if not enlightening, deluge of information.
Welcome to Paradisa.
I don't believe that I can promise "all kindsa wizards", but I believe that you'll find at least two of your friends here.

[As well as your offspring, but that's not the type of thing you say to a stranger over a magic book network.]

[goingrogue]

[ Just be thankful she's not drunk right now, Rose. ]

o damn no wizards
here i was all hopin this was the choice hub for da wizards
n just maybe theyd be all roxy ur ttly a wizard to
but i guess thats okay
thx for the welcome
i could make it more convoluted if u want
or i could go n 2 more details
there r so many details and ive got THEM ALL
i am like the keeper of xtreme DETAILS
if you get wat i mean

[fluthlu]

Well, what a torturous choice, I must say.
As tempting as convolution is, details would be preferable.
... Was I correct in hearing you mention SBURB?

[goingrogue]

if u say so
i dont rly mind talkin about things
just ask me ANYTHIN
i am like
the most open of open books
just open my up and read me
lol no rly tho
yea i was playin it with my friends
dont tell me u played it 2

[fluthlu]

I have indeed played it, with my own friends.
Small world.