Everything's better with fire

[waterproofed]

Hey, everyone. I was just thinking to make some fireworks to celebrate the Feast coming up. You're all more than welcome to come help me out. I'll be working by the lake.

And if anyone is feeling chilly, I can warm your rooms up for you.

Comments

[bezazzled]

Finally. I was beginning to think no one cared about the Feast or something.

[waterproofed]

Oh, I think they just need to get into the spirit. I'm sure my fireworks will be all the spirit they need.

[bezazzled]

I hope so. But if that doesn't work, we can always try to force the spirit on them, if you catch my drift.

[waterproofed]

By setting off the fireworks in their rooms?

[bezazzled]

That's not what I meant, but I like the way you think.

[waterproofed]

You know what would be a good idea? Making fireworks that work indoors, but instead of exploding they shoot out paint!

[bezazzled]

That sounds a bit tame, don't you think? I mean, if you're into that sort of thing. At least it's still an explosion.

[waterproofed]

Tame? No, no, it's brilliant! Then the entire castle can be colorful for the Feast!

[bezazzled]

Ehhhhhh... [She draws this out for a moment]

Yeah, okay. It's not a bad idea. Colorful is better.

[waterproofed]

I'll get to work building it right away!

[bezazzled]

That's the spirit. And don't stop until it's perfect. We'll have no less than perfection for the Queen.

[schrodingersghost]

...Fireworks? Why?

[waterproofed]

Because it's a celebration, d'uh.

[schrodingersghost]

Correction. Aren't fireworks made out of easily exploded things like gunpowder?

[waterproofed]

They could be gunpowder, or they could be something else. I haven't decided yet.

[schrodingersghost]

Something else explosive?

[waterproofed]

Greek fire. But that can get a little dangerous.

[schrodingersghost]

How is any of that not dangerous?

[waterproofed]

Fireworks are hardly dangerous. People shoot them off for the new year and the fourth of July all the time!