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1/021: And you can lean with it.
[Nothing like some music to go with your day.
Go on Paradisa; it will certainly be a sight to see all of the preparations that are being made for the queen, surely. The sights, the smells, the new people... but there was one thing that would probably cut right through your little observation fest. It'd be hard to do whatever you were doing without hearing a distant drone of a particular beat, echoing down the halls.
God forbid you be near it's source.
And by exceptionally, it was really loud.
Obnoxiously loud.
Find all the synonyms for "really" and put it before loud and you'd get how loud he was.
The kind worth covering your ears to to keep your ears from bursting.
Cue Wheatley, walking in, a boombox balancing perfectly on his shoulder as he grinned a row of diamond plated teeth.
Nothing out of the ordinary here.
He's singing right along too.
It's best if someone tells him to turn it down.]
Nothing out of the ordinary at all.
Go on Paradisa; it will certainly be a sight to see all of the preparations that are being made for the queen, surely. The sights, the smells, the new people... but there was one thing that would probably cut right through your little observation fest. It'd be hard to do whatever you were doing without hearing a distant drone of a particular beat, echoing down the halls.
God forbid you be near it's source.
THIS IS BEING PLAYED EXCEPTIONALLY LOUD.
.And by exceptionally, it was really loud.
Obnoxiously loud.
Find all the synonyms for "really" and put it before loud and you'd get how loud he was.
The kind worth covering your ears to to keep your ears from bursting.
Cue Wheatley, walking in, a boombox balancing perfectly on his shoulder as he grinned a row of diamond plated teeth.
Nothing out of the ordinary here.
He's singing right along too.
It's best if someone tells him to turn it down.]
Nothing out of the ordinary at all.
LMFAO. YOU DID NOT JUST GUESS THAT.
SOB
I can assure you, I have no concern with such matters in my life. ...and neither should you.
AHAHA
You ain't the boss a' me, man.
S'probably why you so up tight. Ha' you even ever seen anythin' before?
I bet yo otha' selves got mad hotties, yo.
[Snerk.]
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That can't have been English.
[And avoids the question, too.]
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[He doesn't know what he's talking about.]
Man, forget it.
If y'don't find yo'self nobody, I'll do it for yeh, man.
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Do you know who I am, man?
I'm practically a love hawk, yo.
Find you the perfect match. Bam! Bla-blaow!!
I got credentials 'nd shit.
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[He truly doesn't.]
Please do not concern yourself with my "love life."
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I'm there bro. All up in there pullin' out yo' cobwebs nd' shit.
C'mon. We got a few hours before the queen gets her thing on.
We got time.
[No time to protest. He's already set down that wretched boombox and grabbed his wrist to drag him somewhere.]
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You mean to find me a "match" in a few hours?
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Ey. You might need this tho'.
[He's holding a bottle of beer...-- which he shoves to Nicks lips... Where did he get that?]
Ain't nobody want an uptight dude, yo.
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[He grabs the bottle and holds it out away from himself by his fingertips.]
I don't want any alcohol, either.
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[Tug tug tug out of the castle...]
You jus' sayin' that cause you ain't drunk yet.
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[But nevertheless, he is dragged out of the castle.]
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Look it me. Happy as a mo'fucka.
[And out into the townnnnnnn... he's showing no sign of stopping.]
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[Scowling all the while.]
And you expect me to believe that your penchant for drinking has netted you a perfect significant other, hm?
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Got me my sweet honey Gladdy.
[Because assuming that fof!Nick knows fof!Glados.]
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[Still dragging him along-- he picks up the pace once he reaches outside the castle grounds. He'd probably realize very easily that 'Fooley' was taking him to town.]
Gotta admit that, righ'?
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["Foolnix" is having none of that okay.]
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If she wasn't mine, I would'a def' tried to get a piece a' that.
Don't tell me you don't want it.
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I don't want it.
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...
...
[He pauses for a moment.]
Aw man... I din' know you was into dudes.
Man, sorry bro. I was jus' out here assumin'.
Ey. I don't judge, alrigh'?
[Because if you don't think that fof!glados is the sexiest thing in the universe, you have to like dudes.]
omg i'm crying
wheat don't judge... versus real wheatley who judges everyoneeeee.
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