[1] 87 Days Until Easter

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Bunnymund is quite used to having Weird Things happen to him. It's just what you deal with when you become a Guardian, and you need to roll with the punches. That's not to say he wasn't worried when he woke up in an actual bedroom in a place he'd never been before. Far from it. He was VERY worried.

It didn't help that his tunnels didn't get him anywhere familiar either. Still, he's held off on panicking completely until night has come, and Paradisa's big blue moon looms high in the sky. Anyone who believes in the existence of the Easter Bunny will see a 6'1 rabbit, standing on the roof, apparently having a conversation with the moon. A very one sided conversation]

Okay. I get that you have your cryptic ways and we just need to deal with them, but I really don't understand what I'm doing here. This isn't Earth, and I thought I was needed there more than anywhere. So if you could give me a few pointers, explain what you want me to do here? She'll be apples. [Silence] Anything at all. [Silence] No? Ripper. Thanks for nothing.

[Muttering a little darkly to himself, he finally opens the journal, watching the words form into it as he speaks. They might not be able to HEAR him, but he wonders if this stupid magical book will let them see the WORDS he speaks. Okay. Speaking to the mortals. He can do this]

I've been leafing through this magical book since I rocked up in this place, and I figure I've got most of this mess figured out. But I've got an important question. Why're you talking about New Years? Is it January here? [Because if it is, well, that's his prep time sliced MORE than in half]

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[thatrabbitsdynamite]

I'm the Easter Bunny. [Whhiiich means nothing to her, oops]

[persequor]

Is that a title? Like a lord?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Something like that. I bring springtime to my world, and with it a holiday called Easter. I hide eggs for children to find. Chocolate ones.

[persequor]

[ You are so lucky she's met the elements of harmony ponies, rabbit. Or there would be so much scoffing. So much. But still— ]

Why would you hide eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Thank you magical ponies]

No, we don't. But the eggs are made of chocolate. They're only eggs because they symbolise new life, as the season changes to spring.

[persequor]

…Can I have an egg even if it's not spring?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Arya you have to stop being so precious]

I'm sure I can manage that for you.

[persequor]

[ can't stop won't stop ]

Do you know which is Satis Tower?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

No, but I can find it. The entrances are in the lobby, right?

[persequor]

Yes. Mine's the fifth landing.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Then one egg, coming up. Might take me an hour or so to make.

[Back home? He could have done it in moments, but this is not the Warren, and everything to create Easter here is not at his disposal. But he's sure he can make someone CLOSE to a real Easter Egg]

[persequor]

Do you have to lay it? [ She's joking. ]

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Now that</i. would be a sight to see. They come from flowers, my little googies.

[persequor]

What did you call me?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

They're the names of my eggs. Googies.