[1] 87 Days Until Easter

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Bunnymund is quite used to having Weird Things happen to him. It's just what you deal with when you become a Guardian, and you need to roll with the punches. That's not to say he wasn't worried when he woke up in an actual bedroom in a place he'd never been before. Far from it. He was VERY worried.

It didn't help that his tunnels didn't get him anywhere familiar either. Still, he's held off on panicking completely until night has come, and Paradisa's big blue moon looms high in the sky. Anyone who believes in the existence of the Easter Bunny will see a 6'1 rabbit, standing on the roof, apparently having a conversation with the moon. A very one sided conversation]

Okay. I get that you have your cryptic ways and we just need to deal with them, but I really don't understand what I'm doing here. This isn't Earth, and I thought I was needed there more than anywhere. So if you could give me a few pointers, explain what you want me to do here? She'll be apples. [Silence] Anything at all. [Silence] No? Ripper. Thanks for nothing.

[Muttering a little darkly to himself, he finally opens the journal, watching the words form into it as he speaks. They might not be able to HEAR him, but he wonders if this stupid magical book will let them see the WORDS he speaks. Okay. Speaking to the mortals. He can do this]

I've been leafing through this magical book since I rocked up in this place, and I figure I've got most of this mess figured out. But I've got an important question. Why're you talking about New Years? Is it January here? [Because if it is, well, that's his prep time sliced MORE than in half]

Comments

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[In the sarcastic sense]

It doesn't really. [That means, should he ever appear, North's snowglobes won't help either]

[radiantwingedone]

[ Right. That thing he's not good at recognizing. ]

Thought not. Although it would prevent some from taking escape too far.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

You mean they'd rather stay here than take the risk?

[radiantwingedone]

Or that they cannot run to anywhere you cannot just as easily follow.

... Or risk incapacitation.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

..Incapacitation?

[radiantwingedone]

One who attempted to move into the dead zone by magical means for sake of knowing if it was possible was shortly rendered unconscious.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Crickey. So the boundaries are really heavily enforced.

[radiantwingedone]

It seems to be a boundary of magic and abilities, from what was understood. Otherwise expeditions would not be possible. Would not know more than that.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Thanks for the help anyway, mate.