thatrabbitsdynamite: (Flaw in the glorious plan)
E. Aster Bunnymund ([personal profile] thatrabbitsdynamite) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2013-01-03 06:41 pm

[1] 87 Days Until Easter

[Bunnymund is quite used to having Weird Things happen to him. It's just what you deal with when you become a Guardian, and you need to roll with the punches. That's not to say he wasn't worried when he woke up in an actual bedroom in a place he'd never been before. Far from it. He was VERY worried.

It didn't help that his tunnels didn't get him anywhere familiar either. Still, he's held off on panicking completely until night has come, and Paradisa's big blue moon looms high in the sky. Anyone who believes in the existence of the Easter Bunny will see a 6'1 rabbit, standing on the roof, apparently having a conversation with the moon. A very one sided conversation
]

Okay. I get that you have your cryptic ways and we just need to deal with them, but I really don't understand what I'm doing here. This isn't Earth, and I thought I was needed there more than anywhere. So if you could give me a few pointers, explain what you want me to do here? She'll be apples. [Silence] Anything at all. [Silence] No? Ripper. Thanks for nothing.

[Muttering a little darkly to himself, he finally opens the journal, watching the words form into it as he speaks. They might not be able to HEAR him, but he wonders if this stupid magical book will let them see the WORDS he speaks. Okay. Speaking to the mortals. He can do this]

I've been leafing through this magical book since I rocked up in this place, and I figure I've got most of this mess figured out. But I've got an important question. Why're you talking about New Years? Is it January here? [Because if it is, well, that's his prep time sliced MORE than in half]
not_mafia: (don't eat worms)

[personal profile] not_mafia 2013-01-07 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
...um, okay... a.. are you a resident here...?
not_mafia: (guesstimating)

[personal profile] not_mafia 2013-01-08 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... I guess I should've known.

[He looks over at Natsu, who is sitting by Tsuna, still curiously watching Bunny. He gives a thoughtful frown.]

... hold on. Natsu, can you see them?

Gao?
not_mafia: (but why do you run)

[personal profile] not_mafia 2013-01-08 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
But, that doesn't make any sense. How come you can see them, and I can't?

[It's just as much of a question to his box weapon as it is to the... giant invisible bunny with him. Maybe he could draw some helpful diagrams that explained why or something.]
not_mafia: (don't eat worms)

[personal profile] not_mafia 2013-01-08 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, right!

[Tsuna fishes the book out of the pocket of his jacket.]

Oh, um... if you want to filter to me, my name's Tsuna. [...if he hadn't gotten used to speaking while the other party was writing over the journal, talking to apparently thin air would be a hell of a lot weirder than it felt right now. And it still felt pretty weird.]
not_mafia: (tolerance)

[personal profile] not_mafia 2013-01-08 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
...Bunnymund? [That's original.] Um, nice to meet you, I guess?
not_mafia: (pop quiz)

[personal profile] not_mafia 2013-01-09 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[E. Aster Bunnymund. E. Aster Bunny. ...Easter... bunny...

.............]


... is this some sort of prank?
not_mafia: (so done)

[personal profile] not_mafia 2013-01-09 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, if you wanted me to believe something like that, you could have at least done it when it was actually Easter.
not_mafia: (irritated)

[personal profile] not_mafia 2013-01-09 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. I'm not that gullible, you know.
not_mafia: (sleeping in)

[personal profile] not_mafia 2013-01-10 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, sure. And you're best friends with Santa Claus, I bet.
not_mafia: (so done)

[personal profile] not_mafia 2013-01-10 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh. [Said in the tone that doesn't believe you for a second, Bunny.] When are you going to drop the act?
not_mafia: (you can't just do that)

[personal profile] not_mafia 2013-01-11 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah right! I'm not falling for this a second time, so you can just forget it!

[wow sure is getting defensive over this all of a sudden. He pointedly closes the journal and tosses it off to the side.]

Man, I just can't get rid of them, can I, Natsu?

Gao?