paradisa | [1] 87 Days Until Easter

[Bunnymund is quite used to having Weird Things happen to him. It's just what you deal with when you become a Guardian, and you need to roll with the punches. That's not to say he wasn't worried when he woke up in an actual bedroom in a place he'd never been before. Far from it. He was VERY worried.

It didn't help that his tunnels didn't get him anywhere familiar either. Still, he's held off on panicking completely until night has come, and Paradisa's big blue moon looms high in the sky. Anyone who believes in the existence of the Easter Bunny will see a 6'1 rabbit, standing on the roof, apparently having a conversation with the moon. A very one sided conversation]

Okay. I get that you have your cryptic ways and we just need to deal with them, but I really don't understand what I'm doing here. This isn't Earth, and I thought I was needed there more than anywhere. So if you could give me a few pointers, explain what you want me to do here? She'll be apples. [Silence] Anything at all. [Silence] No? Ripper. Thanks for nothing.

[Muttering a little darkly to himself, he finally opens the journal, watching the words form into it as he speaks. They might not be able to HEAR him, but he wonders if this stupid magical book will let them see the WORDS he speaks. Okay. Speaking to the mortals. He can do this]

I've been leafing through this magical book since I rocked up in this place, and I figure I've got most of this mess figured out. But I've got an important question. Why're you talking about New Years? Is it January here? [Because if it is, well, that's his prep time sliced MORE than in half]

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That's might kind of you.

Well, it's not every day you meet the Easter Bunny- even here.

Well, we usually keep ourselves hidden. Just do our duties, y'know?

Ah, right. I supposed you'd never get anything done if everyone knew you were around.

We put human celebrities to shame. If we did everything in the open, we'd be flat out like a lizard drinking.

...Flat out like a lizard drinking?

[WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??]

[Allen he will give you Australian lessons ok]

Busy, y'know?

Oh- right!

I've...never heard it put that way before.

We've got a colourful way with words, where I come from.

Australia?

Never really been there.

Then you're missing out, it's a corker of a place. I should know, I made it.

You...made Australia.

[What even]

Deadset. I had earth left over when I changed the shape of the planet, made a couple of new continents with it.

[............]

[.........]

[....nope, not even gonna try to figure this one out]

What...was the shape of the planet before?

[Don't try, Allen, it'll hurt your head. He makes a vague gesture with his paws]

Egg shaped. It was hurtling towards the sun. Couldn't let the place fry. Grew to like it.