[Yes. It really would be butt devastating- mostly because Dirk would probably shove something robotic up his ass as revenge. No incesto, no homo. It would be completely platonic revenge.
But he isn't even focused on that anymore. Because you know what? He's laughing. Actual laughter, instead of just a chuckle, because the part about 'weapon of mass seduction' is just too goddamn hilarious. He isn't laughing because it's a funny pun, though. He's laughing because the idea of anyone being seduced by this thing is the most laughable thing ever. Seriously. Dave, please.
God he hasn't laughed this hard in a long time, and he can't stop, not even long enough to say anything.]
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But he isn't even focused on that anymore. Because you know what? He's laughing. Actual laughter, instead of just a chuckle, because the part about 'weapon of mass seduction' is just too goddamn hilarious. He isn't laughing because it's a funny pun, though. He's laughing because the idea of anyone being seduced by this thing is the most laughable thing ever. Seriously. Dave, please.
God he hasn't laughed this hard in a long time, and he can't stop, not even long enough to say anything.]