rose: fail at knitting

[fluthlu]

[Rose is decidedly not in a good mood. The castle's Christmas present to her? Not really working out so far. It's been less than two weeks and she already feels like she's about to go a little bonkers if these stupid needles don't stop turning her knitting projects into gigantic, tangled wads. Currently, she's in a chair in the library, with a cup of tea beside her and a hideous mass of yarn in her lap. Damn castle.]

Really, I can't see what vendetta this castle could possibly have against pasttimes. My previous loss was perfectly effective. Perhaps the continuous clink of needles managed to grate on its questionably-existent nerves?

[An audible sigh of distaste.]

If it's no trouble, I wouldn't mind speaking with any other residents who were fortunate enough to receive a new loss for Christmas. There may be a pattern to be found.

Comments

[fluthlu]

That would be marvelous. Perhaps, afterwards, you will allow me to manicure your claws.

[wagers]

Just don't rip them off, okay? I know you have morbid tastes and all, but that would be a little excessive!

[fluthlu]

I wouldn't dream of it. That's a bit too kinky for my tastes.

[wagers]

Oho! [SAID THE VRISKA.] Now that's something to talk about!

[fluthlu]

Truly? And what, perchance, is there to discuss?

[Can you hear her most sarcastic eyelash-batting? Can you hear it???]

[wagers]

I know you're all up on some exotic tastes! Why not share it with someone who knows how to handle their quadrants? [IS SHE BEING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?]

[fluthlu]

[WHAT IS EVEN SERIOUS WITH THESE TWO]

Oh, I certainly intend to, one day. I will mail you a letter when I find that someone.

[wagers]

[ARE THEY GETTING ALONG VIA SARCASM MAYBE??]

Wow, you are too kind!

[fluthlu]

[THAT'S A DISTINCT POSSIBILITY]

You may as well be describing yourself, Vriska.

[wagers]

I know, right? I'm such a shining paragon of troll behavior!

[fluthlu]

I can't argue with that.

[Based on her sampling of troll society...]

[wagers]

The best troll there is, you could say!

[fluthlu]

Oh, I could say that, but it may be a bit of a stretch.

[wagers]

Come on, I haven't grown on you yet?

[fluthlu]

Yes, like a long-cherished tumor.

[wagers]

At least I'm a part of you!

[fluthlu]

Until I opt for invasive surgery, yes. Unfortunately true.

[wagers]

You and your needles!

[fluthlu]

My needles and I, indeed.

[wagers]

[SIGH!] Soooooooo........

[fluthlu]

So?

[Can you hear that sickening smile?]

[wagers]

[EW, STOP.]

We sure are getting along!

[fluthlu]

[WOW NEVER]

Oh, is that what we're doing? I hadn't even noticed.

[wagers]

Wow! Are you just that much of a butt to people you deem somewhat acceptable?

[fluthlu]

Apparently, that would be the case.

[LE SIGH]

Did you have something of substance you wished to discuss with me, or you going to continue this endless, derisive needling until we both run out of breath?