paradisa | 2nd drink; text

[ Since Jane's tumble down the stairs Roxy has found herself extremely worried. To keep herself from worrying all the time she's turned to her one of her favorite past times. Thanks right folks, teen drinking all up in here. ]

janneyt still haesnt worken up yest
im gettig srsly worried
like how olong does tit usually take for ppls to wake up
*it
sh e i s gonna work up rite
i doenst wont to think about it if she doesnt
this ttlies socks
but im not goig 2 think about it anymore than i halrdy ave
im just gonna just mix me up a few more martinis over here
an enjoy the shit out of them
kike nothin ever happined
tho i woudlt mind compansy
vrsky i want 2 appopolize for not believins u the other day janes body
*vrrrskyyyyy
*vriskass
*viska
i guess dat was p embararrassing
emphasis on da ass
n what a great ass it issss
i guess what im gettins at is
if u want 2 come hang out i would be down wid that
u 2 purrpeta
furrrrrrfeta
n any1 else for that matter
lets all get our drinkin on
tho u dont haeve 2 dronk if ud ont want 2

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[Her eyes grow wide. Note that she has yet to move off of Vriska.]

Pleeeaaase?

N-- That's it! [She's going to move her hands to her temples to USE HER PSYCHIC POWERS ON YOU! BETTER MOVE!!]

[HELPLESS GLANCE TOWARD ROXY. Please say she brought the rope!]

Oh shit-- What is she gon' do!

[ Quite frankly Roxy ha no idea what was going on and was perfectly content standing there watching them. It was like quality entertainment right before her eyes, but she knew a look of a friend in distress when she saw one. ] Don't worry Purrpeta, Roxy is TOTES to your rescue!

[ This is where the rope came out and Roxy jumped in, pushing Nepeta out of the way and grabbing Vriska's hands to keep them from doing ... uh whstever it was she was doing. ] Your under arrest for violation of the partay laws!

What-- HEY! [HERE COMES THE WRIGGLING!]

[Nepeta does a sweet youth roll away from the scene. When she stands up, she looks down at the now even more irritated Vriska and sighs.]

This is fur your own good. You will thank us later!

Edited 2013-01-08 23:57 (UTC)

[ Don't mind Roxy over here, tying Vriska's wrists together with the rope. At the very least, it'll keep her from doing. That thing. With her hands. ]

As a partay girl you have a right to remain as loud as possible. You don' need yoself a lawyer cause party girls never get caught. Now, it's time for you to come with us.

Uuuuuuuugh! You two are dumb! [Flailing a flail. To some extent. Yes.]

[Yes, yes, Vriska says that a lot. Nepeta's a bit too happy that their plan is coming together to really pay attention to the jab.]

We should ambush our friends more often. This is a lot of fun!

I've always wanted to do something like that. [ sliding off vriska she stands, making am act of brushing her hands together all the while looking far too proud of herself. she released a giggle at Nepeta and held out her fist in wait for an epic fistbump. ]

Yeah we totes should! Got anyone else we can all drag with us all sexy cowgirl style?

[THERE IS A VERY DISTINCT POUT HERE.]

What are you losers even talking about?

You, duh.

Now Purrpeta, how do we propose we actually get her to come with us now? [ Looking for Nepeta for ideas because... uh. ] Go all cave woman on her ass. Knock her out and drag her to our den? Strip her half-naked, put a bottle of jack in her hand and she'll wake up all [ she pouts on a false voice that may or may not be an impression of Vriska??? ] There's a pounding in my head. Glitter all over the room (that was totes my doing not gon' lie). Pink flamingos in the pool.

I am totalies assuming there is a pool here. We should do that.

But the bottom line is she'll have no choice but to hangs out with us. And get so wasted we go streaking in the park, skinny dipping in the dark and... other things. Maybe.

WHAT?!

[And now she's trying to scramble away...]

[Nepeta just... looks at Roxy with a confused expression. To be honest, she hadn't planned this far ahead. The fact that they had success in their plan was a nice surprise! She brings a hand to her chin.]

Uh, yes. That sounds like those could be fun things we could do?

[She calmly walks over and puts a foot on Vriska's leg to keep her from scooting away.]

[ Don't mind Roxy over here, guys. She'll just pretend to scratch her head in thought. ]

Yeah, let's do it all. You take her legs and you can take her head... Though, you gotta tell me. What was she gonna do if I didn't stop her? The hand thingy? [ She continues to imitate Vriska, because it is now the thing to do. ]

[Vriska is literally kicking Nepeta's shins! And glaring daggers over at Roxy and she attempts to somehow get to her feet...]

You know what? You're fucking weird!

[Hey, that hurts! She backs away from the frisky Serket and rubs her shins, scowling a bit.]

I think she can just walk on her own... Come on, Friska. [She tentatively squats down, still a safe distance away but extending her hands as if to help her up] This'll be fun!

Sticks and stones.

[ She half-heartedly shrugs. ] If you'd just come with us willingly I'd untie you.

[ She glances at Nepeta. ] If that was okay? You know her better than I do.

[She looks between the two. Vriska's fate is now in her hands. The feeling of such power is overwhelming--]

I don't want her to run away, but she will be less fussy if we do untie her. Only if she purrmises not to use her--if she purrmises to be nice.

[It's not really her place to out Vriska's powers without her permission when she is literally within kicking range.]

[And while they're discussing that, Vriska will literally use her hands and open the door to her room, fully intent on walking inside! FANCY THAT.]

Wait-- What're you doin! You can't do that! No one said you could do that! That wasn't part of the plan. Would it really kill you to join us for an intsy while? You don't even really have to enjoy it. You can just keep on being a giant party pooper of all party poopers.