I Spy with my Eye

[waterproofed]

[Percy is laying on his back using the spyglass Lemony gave him for Christmas to look at the stars. No, this is not an effective way to stargaze. Why do you ask?]

Has anyone ever come up here during different seasons to chart the stars? They all look kinda the same to me.

Comments

[onlyanapple]

There's a star chart somewhere around, I think.

[waterproofed]

A small one, though.

[onlyanapple]

You want to make a bigger one?

[waterproofed]

Why not? Might come in handy.

[onlyanapple]

In case of any interstellar jaunts?

[waterproofed]

Some of us did go to space before.

[onlyanapple]

...The place with the rabid candyfloss?

[waterproofed]

Yeah. It was weird. And one of them bit me. [why do aliens keep attacking him?]

[onlyanapple]

...Again?

[waterproofed]

[long suffering sigh] Yeah. Again.

[onlyanapple]

Percy, I'd honestly change whatever shampoo you're using because they're obviously attracted to you.

[waterproofed]

Yeah, them and all the mosters. Just my luck.

[onlyanapple]

It could be worse. At least they;re not trying to mate with you. Imagine how awkward that would be.

[waterproofed]

[no. That image did not need to be in his head]

Thanks, I feel better now.

[onlyanapple]

[Too late it's there now. Cheerfully:]

You're welcome!