paradisa | Nineteen Spoons {Dictated; Forward Dated to a more Manageable Hour}

[How goes it, Paradisa? Anything fun happen while Janey bumped her head? Well, that only lasted a week, as these sorts of things do – but it hasn’t been a week for Jane. It’s been five grueling months of skeleton fighting, grave spelunking, puzzle busting, and…teenage drama? Why yes, there was a healthy helping of teenage drama to deal with, along with some entirely unpleasant revelations that she is definitely still reeling from as she comes to. Her face is already wet with new tears, and she pauses to wipe at her face and take in her surroundings. When she finally has the sense to grope around for her journal, she finds it, and the entry opens with a particularly loud snuffle.]

I’m - [Her voice cracks, and she needs to pause to take a deep breath.] I’m back. Or awake. Whatever – whatever applies to the situation, that’s what I am. But if it’s alright…if it’s alright, I don’t want to see anyone right now. Please, don’t come calling. [The last bit is kind of snippy. She has had it up to the roof with bullshit, castle brand or otherwise.]

((OOC: So Jane is back! And she’s miserable! You know what that means, right? It’s time to pester her until the cows come home! And please, I implore you to do so!))

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Oh... that guy.

What do you mean, that guy? You know him?

Yeah! I've always thought he was a fucking spaz, but there's a lot of danger beneath that glazed look.

Oh my God! Vriska, how do you make him go away? For good I mean! He's frightening!!!

Kicking him in the bulge in a fit of rage works!

[At least she knows what to do if he ever pops up here.]

If only I could remember that when I go back!!!

Haha! Here's hoping!

I really don't like it when he's around. He tried tossing dead trolls into MY sprite, too! It didn't work, though.

What happened?

I'm not really sure. He put two in, and they both seemed very upset with each other in that one body. Their personalities didn't mesh well I suppose.

[Hm, now that's she's thinking about that frightening sprite...there's something about it that reminds Jane of Vriska. But what?]

Sucks to be them! [...] No. Really. That's kind of fucked up, even for that joker.

Did he always do that sort of thing? I can't imagine anyone being right in the head and doing that, not even a troll.

Yeah, he was pretty much insane. But he knew how to get the job done. He killed a few of our friends, and dealt a pretty overwhelming blow in our game-- You should be happy you're in one piece! I guess that means he likes you!