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[heirofficium]

 [ So, in Sirius' wanderings, he saw a door that labeled the room beyond it in an interesting manner. ]

Anyone care to enlighten me as to what a host club is?

[ It was closed so he couldn't inquire within. It would be most imprudent to answer him. ]

Comments

[goingrogue]

Oh yea that is all ups in the kinkies
no way it can be anythin else
ur gonna have to tell me more bout it the more you learn
lets call me INTRIGUED
u like ;)
totes my fav color gotta represent

[heirofficium]

Another friend says they flirt with everyone... The deviants!

[ Okay, he's mostly joking now ]

I do. It captures attention right quick. Might I ask the name of such a stylish-writing lady? ;)

[goingrogue]

gasp!!!!
who ever heard of such ludicrous behavior
my god
u cannot see me but i am clutchins my pearls
or would b if i had any 2 clutch

doessss it ;)
well now that i got ur attention i dont mind givin my name
its roxy lalonde
but ill let u call me whatever u want if i get ur name in return ;)
look at all them winkies 4 u

[heirofficium]

Such debauchery in our own castle! Scandal in our midst!
What is Paradisa coming to, I ask you?

Well, it's pretty damn arresting if you ask me ;D
And my name is Sirius Black. A real treat to meet you, Roxy.
The winks are mutual, I promise. ;)

[goingrogue]

next u know everyone will be dancin all up in their kinkiest outfits
singin bout time warps or some shit
i dont want to live in this world no more
my pearls cant handle all dat clutchin

woahhhhhhh ur name is like DA BEST
well not as totes awesome as mine
but its still p cool
ur a real charmer huh ;)
i bet all the ladies be swoonin for u all da time
all ohhhhhh mr black ohhhhhh

[heirofficium]

Then by all means, spare your poor pearls and find something better to clutch! ;D

I must admit, Roxy's a pretty attractive name too ;)
Well, that depends on who you ask, but... yes I suppose I do have to fend off a few lasses from time to time ~

[goingrogue]

oh i can think of a few things id much rather clutch ;)

thx i rather like it myself
tho i dont think ive ever had to fend of DA LADIES
or the mens
not that i shouldnt have to
but u know how these things go
an by things i mean livin in a place all by my lonesome
but dont worry im not by my lonesome no more
i will fend off all da hotties n time ;)
tho if i was u id wouldnt fend of the ladies
(or the mens in my case)
id just be teh xtrme pimps with a hottie on each arm