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[secondchances]

[After Steph's calmed down, she filters to Ezio. She speaks in the most normal tone she can muster right now.]

Mine, Lucrezia's, or yours?

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Stephanie

[assassino]

[This is the voice of a confused (and distracted) man.]

Hm? For what?

Ezio foreverrrrr

[secondchances]

How did Lucrezia say it? Una cosa a tre? Your bed is bigger than mine. I don't know if it's bigger than Lucrezia's though.

[assassino]

[Momentary spit take, in which he nearly knocks over his wine.]

Wh-what? I don't know what you're talking about!

[secondchances]

[YEAH, RIGHT. She's trying hard to keep her cool.]

What? Are you backing out? She said it was your idea! Don't be nervous.

[assassino]

I'm not nervous! [Wait.] Nor am I backing out! [No, wait, is she actually into this?] I just did not think you'd be interested!

[secondchances]

[This is a test, Ezio. DON'T FAIL. She can hear his brain overheating.]

New year, new experiences, right? And I can't say no to Lucrezia.

[don'tlaughdon'tlaugh]

[assassino]

[IT FEELS LIKE A TRAP.]

I'm supposed to say "no" to Lucrezia, you minx, do not tempt me.

[secondchances]

[Okay, she'll stop before this goes somewhere dangerous. She laughs... a lot. Again.]

[assassino]

Stephanie!

[secondchances]

[Ha ha ha... okay, trying to be serious.]

Why were you talking about threesomes with Lucrezia? How did I get involved? And, more importantly, did you forget about your girlfriend for a while there?

[assassino]

I was kidding, Stephanie, I still have no idea what you are talking about.

[secondchances]

Right. So you mean to tell me that Lucrezia randomly asks me for a threesome, and then I joke with you about a threesome, and you're just totally confused and have no idea what's going on. That's what's happening here?

[assassino]

I can only guess that Lucrezia is attempting to blackmail me.

[secondchances]

I don't know, there's talk of practice. [Back to joking around!] If you're out, looks like it's just me and her. I don't think that's blackmail.

[assassino]

I somehow doubt either of you would have any idea of what to do.

[Don't tempt him, for the love of god.]

[secondchances]

That's what practice is for, isn't it?

[assassino]

And I am to be included in this?

[secondchances]

Nah. I guess she was just get trying to get me, if you have no idea how this came up. Sorry for bothering you! You can go back to whatever you were doing.

[It's getting hard not to laugh again.]

[assassino]

Stephanie, now you have me curious!

[secondchances]

There's nothing to be curious about.

[assassino]

So you are permitted to sleep with her, but I am not? Not that I have any interest in her, and I have a girlfriend, but that's hypocritical.

[secondchances]

[She's not, but!]

How is it hypocritical?

[assassino]

Saying I cannot sleep with her while you do.

But again: I do not care. This whole thing is probably because she came to my room the other night and tried to seduce me, and I rejected her.

[All of this is said, of course, in his best Arrogant Douchebag voice.]

[secondchances]

[WOW, BUTTHURT MUCH?

But she's distracted.]

She what? Are you sure?

[assassino]

Yes. I told her a few weeks ago that I was celibate and she has apparently taken it as a challenge.

[secondchances]

Do I want to know how she... uh. Tried?

[GOD DAMMIT LUCREZIA.]

[assassino]

The less you know about that, the better.

But tell me more about this threesome.

[secondchances]

No, no threesomes for you. Wipe this whole conversation from your memory, Ezio.

[She doesn't want to play around anymore because now she has to be all serious with Lucrezia about flirting with Ezio X( ]

[assassino]

No, no! Let's not leave this on a poor note, dolcezza.

It is nice to see you curious.

[secondchances]

[He still thinks she's serious... ha.]

You have a good imagination. Use it.

[assassino]

[Well, that leaves him little choice.]





I suppose I will, then.

[secondchances]

I'll see about this whole seduction business. [Grumble grumble.]

[assassino]

Stephanie, do not let Lucrezia ruin your night. Go, frolic in bed with her, or whatever you ladies do without men.

[He wants to think about it B(]

[secondchances]

If my night is ruined, she can make it up to me.

[COULDN'T RESIST]

[assassino]

[Ah, his heart... and other things.]

Godspeed, fighetta.

[secondchances]

[A laugh... and she decides to not tell him about what Lucrezia's saying about his abstinence. Not now, anyway!]

[assassino]

[JUST SHAKING HIS HEAD ON THIS END... he's going to go try and see if he can successfully booty call Lana so he doesn't have to spend another night in the shower :'(]