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[shirtless]

[Dictated in what he hopes is out of his new roommate's earshot.




...It's not.]

So is this going to become a regular thing? Pretty girls just randomly appearing in my room? I'm not complaining or anything, but considering this is the second time it's happened, I'm just wondering if a guy can get some warning.

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[banished_dame]

Oh, you poor thing.

[shirtless]

It's hard being me. You really have no idea.

[banished_dame]

Yeah, I bet. So, who's the girl?

your sn made me giggle

[peacockherald]

You make it sound like it is necessarily a problem. I thought most young men would be happy for that.

_{[He, personally, would not have been - he's had it happen, he doesn't like it - but to each their own.]}

I do not think I have ever seen a more appropriate sn

[wishmadeinfire]

I think I wold be more worried if the castle was dropping poisonous plants on you. It has done worse before.

[shirtless]

[Glancing over his shoulder, he doesn't want to get caught talking about her.]

Hermione. She's pretty. Kinda bookish, I think.

:3c

[shirtless]

Well it's not really a problem, but when I haven't brushed my teeth or ran a comb through my hair, then it's a problem.

[banished_dame]

Bookish? What, she reads books? [Jacob. :| Not the best descriptor.]

Oh Jacob Black. You and your non-shirts

[peacockherald]

You could try impressing the young lady with charm rather than with look alone.

i have ashley to thank for it, too!

[shirtless]

Well yeah, that's a given. Being caught off-guard by girls is probably the lowest possible torture the castle can think of.

[shirtless]

Yeah. You know, some girls just look like they grew up in a library or something. It's not a bad thing, it's just a look.

[shirtless]

Obviously, but the charm isn't as effective if I've got morning breath.

[peacockherald]

Should you be so close to her that she can smell that anyways? It seems inappropriate, even if she was dumped into your room.

_{[Old school charm master right here.]}

xD

[wishmadeinfire]

You clearly have not been here very long.

[banished_dame]

[She's not so sure he should be using that as a way of describing someone - grew up in a library - has an odd feeling to it. However, she'll ignore it in favor of poking fun at him some more.]

So, what sort'v warning would you like?

[courageous_wit]

So you've had a girl randomly appear in your room before?

[signedlefthanded]

Knowing the castle, it could be worse.

[shirtless]

[OH SUP HERMIONE. Wow, he's not quiet or subtle at all.]

To be fair, she was on a loss, and she wasn't locked in here with me.

[shirtless]

I kinda meant low in terms of the severity. [chuckles] I'm well aware that it's capable of doing something a lot more embarrassing than this.

[shirtless]

True. But if my breath is that bad, it might not matter how close I am to her.

[shirtless]

[He was never great at tact!]

Something like... You know what would be neat? If we had some kind of alarm or light system. Every time the castle's about to do something, a siren sounds or lights flash.

[shirtless]

You got that right. Did you get stuck with someone, too?

[peacockherald]

What could you possible have eaten that would do that?

[wishmadeinfire]

I suppose it is only a little less worse than being forced to kiss practically everyone you see.

_{[A wry sort of sound.]}

[signedlefthanded]

No. Not this time.