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[shirtless]

[Dictated in what he hopes is out of his new roommate's earshot.




...It's not.]

So is this going to become a regular thing? Pretty girls just randomly appearing in my room? I'm not complaining or anything, but considering this is the second time it's happened, I'm just wondering if a guy can get some warning.

Comments

Oh Jacob Black. You and your non-shirts

[peacockherald]

You could try impressing the young lady with charm rather than with look alone.

[shirtless]

Obviously, but the charm isn't as effective if I've got morning breath.

[peacockherald]

Should you be so close to her that she can smell that anyways? It seems inappropriate, even if she was dumped into your room.

_{[Old school charm master right here.]}

[shirtless]

True. But if my breath is that bad, it might not matter how close I am to her.

[peacockherald]

What could you possible have eaten that would do that?

[shirtless]

I feel like we're getting a little too specific here and waaaay off track...

[peacockherald]

Ah yes, probably. Sorry, I am stuck in one of the rooms as well, I suppose my mind is side-tracking without something more to do.

[shirtless]

It's cool. I'd imagine that's how everyone's feeling at this point. How long do you think we're in for?

[peacockherald]

I have never had this done to me so... with the fact that it can feed us on a whim, indefinitely. In my hopes? A few hours, maybe a day or so.

[shirtless]

A few hours wouldn't be so bad, actually, but knowing Paradisa, I'd say it'll be more like a few days.

[peacockherald]

Well, I suppose it is not so bad.

_{[He could think of worse places to be locked up.]}

Is your room done up in white, pink, and red too?

[shirtless]

Yep, with little hearts all over the place. I feel like a Hallmark store just exploded.