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[kalinda]

[Are you people being serious right now? PEOPLE LIKE HER WERE TRAPPED BEHIND THOSE THINGS NOT TOO LONG AGO!]

Yeah, I'm done with mirrors for the rest of my stay. [...] Try not to get yourselves killed.

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too spooky

[kalinda]

[Chuckle.]

I'm not going to defend anyone who goes into another world willingly.

[ensorceler]

And I would be offended if you left without my blessing.

[kalinda]

There's my second reason.

[ensorceler]

Not your first?

[ Forever offended! ]

Your cruelty wounds me.

[kalinda]

Come on, I thought you were thick skinned. [:P]

[ensorceler]

My skin is quite soft and delicate, I assure you, as befits a lady and queen.

[kalinda]

In a manner of speaking. I mean much tougher than people give you credit for.

[ensorceler]

[ Oh. ]

That much is true. But it only makes one more dangerous when they are able to catch others unaware, is that not so? I feel if you dressed yourself a proper lady and learned the manner, you would be ever more successful in your endeavors.

[ Imagine how many more guns you could hide under those skirts... ]

[kalinda]

[That would be legit!]

Yeah? Are you going to teach me as part of my knighthood?

[ensorceler]

[ She can't help but giggle at that. ]

I feel it is my duty to do so. I can teach you little of being a knight other than what is required by your oath, but I can teach you much of being a lady. [ And how to use it. ]

[kalinda]

[Scoff.]

...I'm getting paid for this, right?

[ensorceler]

[ Wow blunt. ]

Of course, your allowance is to be delivered to you every fortnight by one of those dreadful spirits.

[kalinda]

[IT'S KALINDA.]

Then I so graciously accept.

[ensorceler]

You are already learning.

[kalinda]

Hey, I'm good at it.

[ensorceler]

Then I will continue to expect nothing but the best. You must deliver, or I will be displeased.

[kalinda]

Don't worry; my employers back home have yet to be disappointed.

[ensorceler]

And who were they?

[kalinda]

Lockhart and Gardner. [...what's the best way to even describe a modern day law firm to someone from the olden days?] They are responsible for the defense of those who are to be on trial by upholding the laws in our court system.

[ensorceler]

You speak of lawyers? That is most useful.

[kalinda]

Do you need someone to navigate the law for you?

[ensorceler]

Is there even such a thing in existence here?

[kalinda]

Not really, we're all just on the honor system.

[ensorceler]

[ In other words, more anarchy. ]

And how well has that worked? There are dungeons, but nobody held in them? Nobody to enforce the good for the people?

[kalinda]

No one has tried anything on a terribly large scale. The last I've heard something of significance happen, it was dealt with immediately.