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[kalinda]

[Are you people being serious right now? PEOPLE LIKE HER WERE TRAPPED BEHIND THOSE THINGS NOT TOO LONG AGO!]

Yeah, I'm done with mirrors for the rest of my stay. [...] Try not to get yourselves killed.

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[kalinda]

No, it was my second.

[bezazzled]

What was your first loss thing? Can I ask that? Or is that kind of taboo?

[kalinda]

[Sigh.] I was a princess.

[bezazzled]

Whaaaaaaat? Like with a big poofy dress and everything?

[kalinda]

Yes.

[bezazzled]

[She waits several seconds for Kalinda to elaborate on this. Then she finally realizes that she won't.]

Oh come on! You gotta give me more than that. What was it like? What were you the princess of? Was there a dragon or a knight in shining armor involved?

[kalinda]

It was never quite clear what I ruled over, if anything, though it was made clear that my [...best] friend was my prince. We were to protect one another.

[bezazzled]

Aww! Did anything come of this? You know, with your prince?

[Mabel stop]

OKAY, PRETEND SHE SAID THIRD

[kalinda]

[Oh my god, Mabel.]

We got out of it in one piece.

[bezazzled]

Oh.

[She sounds so disappointed...]

I mean, that's great! I think? What were you even protecting each other from?

[kalinda]

To be honest, I was sleeping most of the time.

[bezazzled]

Boo! Then that counts more as a nap than it does a loss. I guess that's what princesses do in all the stories, though. Huh! I just realized that! What a bunch of lazy butts.

[kalinda]

It was just like the movie. You know, aside from the kiss.

[At least she's sure there was no kiss. WHAT IF ALICIA KISSED HER, THOUGH........ Awkward.]

[bezazzled]

[Mabel's going to pretend there was a kiss.]

You know what we need? We need a story where the princess takes charge and saves the day. I know there are a couple of those somewhere, but we need more of them. Girls are tough, too!

[kalinda]

[Better track you some #kalicia! Everyone else does.]

You're right about that. [Kids...] There was a movie that came out last year where the princess was strong and independent. While a part of the movie did center around her finding a boyfriend, it wasn't something she settled with. All she cared about was living for herself and saving her family.

[bezazzled]

[She loves a good romance but she loves a good adventure even more.]

I need to see this movie.

pretend i gave the movie a fourth-wall name

[kalinda]

[She'd rather watch an adventure, not going to lie.]

It's called Brave. I won't spoil it for you or anything, but it's worth the watch.

at least this movie won't traumatize mabel

[bezazzled]

[She is so writing this down. Also wait, back up a bit.]

Hold on a second, we're getting side-tracked like whoa. Didn't you say you had three loss things? What was the other one?

she's probably already seen the other disney movies, considering the fact........

[kalinda]

[Chuckle.]

I was a teenager.

WOP WOP

[bezazzled]

Oh. That's not bad at all! Except for the pimples and hormones.

°O°

[kalinda]

Yeah. But for me? Less pimples, more hormones.

[bezazzled]

You poor thing. Did it last very long?

[kalinda]

A day at best. [And she kind of slept with one of her classmates afterward, whoops.]

[bezazzled]

[You mean she wasn't wrestling after all?]

So the shortest amount of time for these things is a day. What's the longest?

[kalinda]

Well, after my time as a princess, I did manage to sleep for nearly a month afterward.