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kalinda sharma

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[Are you people being serious right now? PEOPLE LIKE HER WERE TRAPPED BEHIND THOSE THINGS NOT TOO LONG AGO!]

Yeah, I'm done with mirrors for the rest of my stay. [...] Try not to get yourselves killed.

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I can also teach you how to incapacitate someone with a bat. [Or a sledgehammer. Or a car.]

...You have a surprising ability for violence, has anyone ever told you that?

Just the people that I've harmed. [Why does she say this so coolly?]

...At least they were able to tell you that? You didn't like...kill them or crush their larynx's or anything like that. Ahahahaha...ha.

I broke some bones, but that's as far as I will go. [Until canon states otherwise...]

...It's kind of scary that I find that comforting.

At least you know that you're on my good side.

I'd hate to be on your bad side. Never let me do that.

You're fine. There's only one thing you could do that would truly make me angry, and I doubt it would happen.

I don't know, I'm really good at hacking people off.

No, you're fine. [ACCEPT THE FACT.]

Okay, if you're sure?

[She didn't even blink an eye when you were tearing down all the trees and being a corporate douchebag also she accepts your introversion. What do you think, bro?]

I am.

[Nope, never accepting people can like him for who he is. Neveeerrrr]

Well...good. I do like not being brutally murdered.

[PUNCHES YOUR BUTT.]

And as we've established, that will not come from me.

[VIOLENCE!!!]

Glad we established that.

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