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[Filtered to Castle Residents in Wonderland that HAVEN'T lost their minds/memories]

I don't know who else got sucked into that mirror, but please be very careful. I went to see the King and well, it seems that the entire royal court is mad. The King threatened to behead his own guards because they sweated! And from what I hear? The Queen is even worse, though I was fortunate enough not to see her.

So please, watch yourselves. Who knows what other insane laws are considered to be punishable by death in this realm.

If it's any consolation, the King is a former resident of Paradisa. If it like past world changes, sometime during the week we may be able to jog his memories and snap him out of it. I...don't know about the Queen though.

There's going to be a royal croquet match sometime. Apparently the entire court is there, maybe more former residents will be there. I plan to go in hopes of jogging the King's memories or anyone else, but I will not blame anyone if they wish to remain as far away from this court as possible.

If you do go...whatever you do, please make sure the Queen wins.

[People Back in Paradisa]

There's a mirror of some sort in the lobby. Whatever you do, stay away from it. Don't even step near it, you don't have to touch it to have it suck you in.

A bunch of us seem to be stuck in a place called Wonderland. It's a strange world with odd creatures and an extremely mad dictatorship. If people can help see if there's a way to get us out of here from your side, we'd very much appreciate it.

Ah...also, has anyone in the castle seen Tsuna today?

Thank you.

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I would hope not!

[It's okay bro, it's okay]

But...that's good! It means we just have to jog her memories too and it'll stop!

[Just covering his bases.]

Indeed, though with it being Helen, I'm afraid that may be a touch difficult. [Ms. I'm Stubborn And Need Someone To Use My Own Charter Against Me, yup.]

What? How come?

She's as stubborn as she is intelligent. [That's the nicest way of putting it.] If she believes herself the Queen, well...

[Oh he knows how that one goes oh so well]

...Ugh.

How do geniuses always turn out to be the biggest idiots?

[He can't help but laughing.]

Because our egos tend to give us a rather over abundance of pride, and we tend to think we're always right, even when we're not.

Right...I could see how that would be true.

Is there anything I can do to help with jogging of her memory? Or proving her wrong?

We're all rather different.

As for that, be stubborn in return. Call her Dr. Magnus, or as I know her team called her, Magnus. Don't let her get away with calling herself the Queen, question her decisions. Though make sure you have an exit plan if she gets particularly difficult. [...He's not going to mention that his own back up plan to convince her she's not the Queen is to kiss her and hope he gets out of here with his head.

Nope.]

And if you can find tea give it to her, all they have at the moment is coffee in there.

Edited (forgot a sentence whoops) 2013-01-14 03:20 (UTC)

[.....]

With all due respect, Dr. Watson, but are you insane?

I just said the King wanted to execute guards for sweating, and you want me to argue and be stubborn with the even madder Queen?

Edited 2013-01-14 03:28 (UTC)

[Didn't we just cover geniuses being idiots?

But okay, fine Allen, if you want to be a pansy and worry about little things like your head...]

It's a rather insane world this place, isn't it? [But okay fine, new ideas.] What do you know about beings with abilities or unusual creatures?

Yes, but I still wish to keep my head!

[He'll accept the term pansy in this case tyvm]

Um, a fair amount? Things I've picked up from my time here and back home, anyway. Nothing about the creatures here.

That may be more difficult then you think.

[Wow Allen, but okay this he can work with.]

Ask her about them sometime. The ones you know as well as the ones here, our work back home involves such things. [As a way of explanation, yup.]

[WHY DO YOU SOUND SO CASUAL ABOUT IT? ITS HIS HEAD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD]

Oh...so maybe talk about her work will jog her memory? Maybe I could try that!

[THIS IS THE GUY WHO GOT IN THE FACE OF JACK THE RIPPER! THIS IS NOTHING MAN. GROW A BACKBONE.]

It should, she still has some of her old self in there. She responded well to tea, don't see why her work wouldn't help. Just don't mention coffee. [Still wincing at that yelling man.]

[CONSIDERING YOU'RE NOW DEAD? NO. HE"S GOOD ERRING ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION]

- Ah don't worry! Coffee never leads to good things for me anyway, so I'll be sure to avoid the topic!

[HE DIED BECAUSE OF AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT REASON! SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! ~~Except ignore his dying.~~]

No it never does, does it? But yes, tea and talks of her work should get her started, perhaps talking about the castle. Be polite if you aren't forceful. One of those things should hopefully help.

All right...thank you for the advice, Dr. Watson.