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[save_the_souls]

[Filtered to Castle Residents in Wonderland that HAVEN'T lost their minds/memories]

I don't know who else got sucked into that mirror, but please be very careful. I went to see the King and well, it seems that the entire royal court is mad. The King threatened to behead his own guards because they sweated! And from what I hear? The Queen is even worse, though I was fortunate enough not to see her.

So please, watch yourselves. Who knows what other insane laws are considered to be punishable by death in this realm.

If it's any consolation, the King is a former resident of Paradisa. If it like past world changes, sometime during the week we may be able to jog his memories and snap him out of it. I...don't know about the Queen though.

There's going to be a royal croquet match sometime. Apparently the entire court is there, maybe more former residents will be there. I plan to go in hopes of jogging the King's memories or anyone else, but I will not blame anyone if they wish to remain as far away from this court as possible.

If you do go...whatever you do, please make sure the Queen wins.

[People Back in Paradisa]

There's a mirror of some sort in the lobby. Whatever you do, stay away from it. Don't even step near it, you don't have to touch it to have it suck you in.

A bunch of us seem to be stuck in a place called Wonderland. It's a strange world with odd creatures and an extremely mad dictatorship. If people can help see if there's a way to get us out of here from your side, we'd very much appreciate it.

Ah...also, has anyone in the castle seen Tsuna today?

Thank you.

Comments

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[save_the_souls]

Ahaha...I'm afraid so, sir.

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[solowingpixy]

[He just stays quiet for a few moments because wtf is this seriously.]

...well, at least I know we'll end up being returned at some point.

[sigh.]

Is it always this mad when it happens or is there ever a sense of normalcy on some occasion?

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[save_the_souls]

Ah - yes! Don't worry! Most people rarely stay here over a year or more here.

[a pause]

Well, that would depend...sometimes we get sent to normal cities! Like New York or Los Angeles!

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[solowingpixy]

[Two names that actually mean nothing to him. 'least he knows the reason.]

Which I would assume are both cities from wherever you came from? Guess I'll have to hope Sudentor isn't on the agenda.

How long are we generally in these other places for?

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[save_the_souls]

Sudentor? Is that where you're from?

Um...anywhere from four days to a couple weeks. Though a week tends to be the average.

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[solowingpixy]

It's the capital of my homeland. [Where they build weapons of mass destruction and stuff. Yay Project Pendragon!]

...a week. [He kinda has this 'are you fucking kidding me' tone.] I don't think I can take this for another day.

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[save_the_souls]

I see. Not a very nice capital, I take it?

I'm sorry. But we'll get through it, you'll see!

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[solowingpixy]

I don't think I like the idea of people from here being near the South Belkan Munitions Plant. [And let's pretend the mun didn't just flub there and say it was the capital a post ago when it wasn't AHAHAHAsob]

You sound pretty confident about that, kid. Guess I'll have to take your word for it.

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[save_the_souls]

[Sounds good!]

A munitions plant? Like for weapons?

...Ah, actually I'm 22. [Even if i sound sixteen sob]

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[solowingpixy]

Weapons, aircraft, nukes, whatever the Belkans came up with.

And? [He called another pilot your age 'kid', Allen. YOUR AGE DOESN'T MATTER HERE.]

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[save_the_souls]

Ugh...yes, I rather not the people of Paradisa be around nukes from what I've heard of them.

...Never mind. [HE IS GETTING THAT SENSE AND OH WELL, SO LONG AS YOU DON"T ASSUME HE's 16 OR SOMETHING]

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[solowingpixy]

And I've had my fill of dealing with nukes after Waldreich. [June 6th was nooot a good day.]

Alright then. [You may hear a bit of a chuckle from him, Allen. IF YOU LOOK OR SOUND LIKE A KID TO HIM, YOU'RE A KID even if you're only six years younger than he is.]

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[save_the_souls]

That's unfortunate to hear. What happened?

[SOB FOREVER A KID]

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[solowingpixy]

Belka dropped seven nuclear bombs on their own soil.

[He'll sound kinda bitter and slightly angered saying that, as if it happened at a fairly recent time. Y'know, like. Just seven months ago.]