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[Filtered to Castle Residents in Wonderland that HAVEN'T lost their minds/memories]

I don't know who else got sucked into that mirror, but please be very careful. I went to see the King and well, it seems that the entire royal court is mad. The King threatened to behead his own guards because they sweated! And from what I hear? The Queen is even worse, though I was fortunate enough not to see her.

So please, watch yourselves. Who knows what other insane laws are considered to be punishable by death in this realm.

If it's any consolation, the King is a former resident of Paradisa. If it like past world changes, sometime during the week we may be able to jog his memories and snap him out of it. I...don't know about the Queen though.

There's going to be a royal croquet match sometime. Apparently the entire court is there, maybe more former residents will be there. I plan to go in hopes of jogging the King's memories or anyone else, but I will not blame anyone if they wish to remain as far away from this court as possible.

If you do go...whatever you do, please make sure the Queen wins.

[People Back in Paradisa]

There's a mirror of some sort in the lobby. Whatever you do, stay away from it. Don't even step near it, you don't have to touch it to have it suck you in.

A bunch of us seem to be stuck in a place called Wonderland. It's a strange world with odd creatures and an extremely mad dictatorship. If people can help see if there's a way to get us out of here from your side, we'd very much appreciate it.

Ah...also, has anyone in the castle seen Tsuna today?

Thank you.

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It's no trouble! I hope the people in Paradisa remain safe.

We're doing our best. Freelancer's got another number to our ranks so that's good news there.

Freelancer- Oh!

You're part of York's group?

Yeah, Agent South Dakota. You know York? [She shouldn't be surprised, the guy's been here since like ... forever.]

Only a little. We've both been here a long time, so we've talked a few times.

Oh, so you're another oldbie? How long have you been here?

Six years as of last December.

Holy fucking shit, are you serious? Daaaaaaamn --

[Sadly he is so used to that reaction]

Yes. Unfortunately I'm as serious as I can be.

[Tact is overrated.]

How do you even stay sane here after that long?

[a small laugh]

It's hard to say, everyone has their own methods. I simply try to look on the bright side of things if I can.

Bet that must get hard sometimes. [South herself wasn't anywhere near an optimist, and her ten months had so far been rocky, tumultuous experience.]

...It certainly can be, yes.

So what's the most interesting thing that's happened, since you've been here?

That would depend on your definition of interesting.

Anything that's not boring. Like, the most opposite of boring thing that happened.

Well, once we were sent to this island park where they had brought dinosaurs back from extinction.

And then of course, the power failed and all the dinosaurs escaped their captivity.

Holy shit, really? Dinosaurs? Oh man, I'm sorry I missed that!

Mm, really. Velociraptors, T-Rexes, Triceratops - all sorts.

I even got chased down by a T-Rex when they attacked some cars.

Daaaamn. When did this all happen?

About three or four years ago?

You think anything like that will happen again?

It's entirely possible.

One time there was a roller coaster a bunch of us had to go on. And every empty seat that was left? Was filled with a Velociraptor.

Christ, how many people died? [Because she can only imagine velociraptors going on a feedig binge in a place like this]

Luckily none. We were able to manage so the only person who had a car with Velociraptors was Guts. And well, he's used to situations like that.

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