Tweedles

[lord_wizard]

You know, it’s rather terribly rude of you all to go on about how out of sorts things are here.

We’re perfectly well-sorted here, thank you. Have you considered that you’re the ones who need sorting? You’re guests, after all - complaining that things aren’t as they are in your own homes is very unseemly.

Quite so. Our seeming is very much in order, thank you all for not asking. And while you’re not asking perhaps you should ask yourselves if maybe you’re more turned around than you think.

Turn yourselves right around and go home, if you ask us. Which you’re not.

Certainly not. We should sort some manners into these silly darlings.

Absolutely so, my dear brother. We’re paragons of good grace after all.

Perhaps maybe introducing yourselves before trodding all over our grass and insulting the Queen.

Possibly probably say - “Oh hello, good sirs and ladies, my name is Tweedle Dum”

Well, except they wouldn’t because that’s your name.

No of course not, Tweedle Dee, they don’t have as much good sense to be me.

Or me.

[Felix (Tweedle Dee) is gold, and Clow (Tweedle Dum) is red. Replies will come from both]]

Comments

[twisted_baroque]

If they come up the right way, maybe the Queen won't cut their heads off for being backwards?

[she'd probably find another reason to do so but he really didn't want to see others get hurt.]

[lord_wizard]

I daresay it'd be an improvement.

[twisted_baroque]

Maybe I'll ask them to try thinking forwards. If it's backwards they might not realize it.

[it was like walking backwards as in you miss the stuff you'd see if you were going forwards.]

[legacydeck]

Backwards and forwards, round and round - I daresay they'll be spinning tops by the time they've turned out right.

[twisted_baroque]

[he makes a noise like a laugh.]

I think I'd like to see that.

[lord_wizard]

It could be fun. We could present them to the Queen as a gift.

[legacydeck]

A most delightful gift. I think she'd like that.