Tweedles

[lord_wizard]

You know, it’s rather terribly rude of you all to go on about how out of sorts things are here.

We’re perfectly well-sorted here, thank you. Have you considered that you’re the ones who need sorting? You’re guests, after all - complaining that things aren’t as they are in your own homes is very unseemly.

Quite so. Our seeming is very much in order, thank you all for not asking. And while you’re not asking perhaps you should ask yourselves if maybe you’re more turned around than you think.

Turn yourselves right around and go home, if you ask us. Which you’re not.

Certainly not. We should sort some manners into these silly darlings.

Absolutely so, my dear brother. We’re paragons of good grace after all.

Perhaps maybe introducing yourselves before trodding all over our grass and insulting the Queen.

Possibly probably say - “Oh hello, good sirs and ladies, my name is Tweedle Dum”

Well, except they wouldn’t because that’s your name.

No of course not, Tweedle Dee, they don’t have as much good sense to be me.

Or me.

[Felix (Tweedle Dee) is gold, and Clow (Tweedle Dum) is red. Replies will come from both]]

Comments

[squartatore]

Finally, someone -- pardon, make that sometwo -- are speaking up. This has gone from silly to annoying.

[lord_wizard]

We do our best to serve. Have they bothered you much as well, poor thing?

[legacydeck]

I dare say. They're a bother all around, even if they are guests.

[squartatore]

Whose guests? All they do is tromp around and complain, often at the same time. So rude.

[lord_wizard]

Well at least they can manage multiple tasks.

[legacydeck]

Quite true, quite true. Even if their repetoire is a little limited.

[squartatore]

Simple is as simple does.