3rd abnormality [Dictated] (Wonderland plot)

[teratologist]

[A booming voice poured out through the books. There was much yelling at people all around that didn't seem to be directed toward the book just yet.]

I don't care! Find her! Arrest this Alice I'll not have her running around spoiling my gardens and grounds.

[A somewhat sweeter voice now issued from the page.]

Dear citizens of Wonderland, this is your beloved Queen with a message of dire urgency. Somewhere...lurking somewhere in our fair land is a threat to our way of life! Do not be fooled by the child like visage of this villain, should you encounter this Alice call for the Cards immediately. I implore you not to try heroism, this despoiler of the peace, this vile challenge to the very existence of our Wonderlandian morals.

Arrest Alice, bring her to me, she will be dealt with.

[more screaming seemed to fade as she stalked off to find anther object to vent her ire upon.]

Comments

[unnaturalpause]

[...He's hating his life so much right now. He just told people who she was and was trying to make sure they didn't try and kill her and then she does this.

He's totally thinking Nikola has the right idea about drinking all the time.]

How is she a threat to peoples way of life?

[teratologist]

She questioned things. Dangerous business that.

[unnaturalpause]

Is it? [Oh this would be a fun chat.] Questioning things is how we learn, isn't it?

[teratologist]

Questions are tiny arrows, little digs at the wall of our lives. Each one chips away a bit more, steals another bit of the status quo.

[unnaturalpause]

And yet chipping away at the status quo allows us to learn new things, build greater things, even allows us to sit down with someone new and enjoy tea. [He's sounding rather calm really as he talks, as if he's used to prodding at her about things.]

[waterproofed]

I spoke with the girl in question, my Queen. She admits to disrupting the poor rabbit's hole by falling into it.

[teratologist]

She's trespassing and wrecking havoc! She must be caught! Tell me, what else do you know of her?

[waterproofed]

She doesn't strike me as very intelligent. The Cheshire Cat will likely have her going in circles.

[teratologist]

No, I didn't think she could be, what with fussing about as she is.

Dictated forever

[mal_addict]

[Ugh]

Okay that's it. Helen, stop being an idiot.

Dictated yadda yadda yadda

[teratologist]

...Helen?

[She felt something at the name, but there wasn't a full connection, not yet anyway. The voice too was familiar, but...who was it?]

Clearly you, as another, have mistaken me for this Helen of yours. This case of mistaken identity will be all that saves your head, well that and the fact that I am an amazingly benevolent Queen.

doop doop

[mal_addict]

I think what's mostly saving my head is the fact I'm not even in that asylum you call a world right now. You're not a Queen, Helen.

You're a lot of things, but 'queen' isn't on the list. Unless one of your creatures maybe made you one? I don't know.

[teratologist]

For the last bloody time, my name is not Helen!

[A pause, that was not a normal outburst for her. Just what was it about that name that continued to trigger some nagging thing that danced in her mind.]

[deductiongeek]

What did she do? [Conan's attention was caught by the demand to arrest someone. He immediately noticed that the crime was not mentioned.]

[teratologist]

She is a disturber of the peace!

[deductiongeek]

How did she do that?

[teratologist]

She's tumbled through the Rabbits hole, interrupted tea parties, intruded where she does not belong. She is an invader.

[madetosin]

Oh? Is there is reward?

[teratologist]

The reward of serving the Queen, which is the only just reward there can ever be.

[madetosin]

Too true, my Queen. Do you prefer a condition for her to be returned in?

[teratologist]

As few pieces as one can easily manage I think would be best, don't you?

[kungfuwitch]

[The Gryphon heard the queen screaming well before she came within eyeshot. Why oh why did she come back to the castle? She tilts her head respectfully at the queen]

Is there to be another beheading?

[teratologist]

With any luck it'll be near tea time! Won't that be jolly?

[kungfuwitch]

[all the deadpan. ALL OF IT]

Just what I always enjoy with my tea - decapitation.

[teratologist]

Yes! Quite, and a nice wedge of lemon.