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[assassino]

[Ezio is thinking about how much better things are as of late. Things are perking up a bit –– not only in the figurative sense, but the literal sense, as well. He may not be able to sleep with his girlfriend, but he can forget about that when he has Lana's mouth traveling down his abdomen and then wrapped around his cock.

That is very nice. Very, very nice. He'd love to return the favour, but he's not going to push his luck.

So there they are, stretched out on the couch together in the aftermath, and Ezio feels like he could do this for hours yet, but cuddling is nice, too. Especially cuddling where he can have his hands on her butt, pressed to her body-to-body.

He makes a pleased noise, under his breath.]

We should do this more often.

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[assassino]

It would. And I know how to drive, you know.

[luthored]

Really? Who taught you?

[assassino]

A few different people. Not Stephanie, though! She refused to let me drive.

[luthored]

Does Stephanie own a car?

[assassino]

She has one of the ones that stands upright, like a bicycle, only hers flies.

[luthored]

A motorcycle...that flies? A hoverbike?

[ Like from a sci-fi flick? How did she not know about this? Lana is definitely going to have to ask her about that. ]

Just when I start to think she has no more surprises...

[assassino]

Perhaps that is what it is called.

[He chuckles and takes a sip of his soda, to be polite.]

She may be embarrassed of it, which is why she did not tell you.

[luthored]

What's there to be embarrassed about? It sounds fun. I've only ever ridden a normal motorcycle...

[assassino]

Ask her, she will show you.

[luthored]

As it so happens, we're supposed to go shopping soon. Perfect timing.

[assassino]

Oh? I do not understand what women shop for in the city when the castle can give you anything.

[luthored]

I don't wish for anything in the castle if I can avoid it. Why do you think I live and work out here?

[assassino]

[He has the desire to tell her that he can provide for her now and all, but they aren't really in that kind of relationship, he supposes, and she is a future girl... she might not take that so well.]

I suppose that is true, but does the castle not create what is in the city?

[luthored]

I'm sure some things are, but the people in the city run their own businesses and supply their own products most of the time. I think they've just picked up on trends that pass through the city with castle residents. And even if things that have been wished up end up being sold there, I'd still rather take that chance than make the wish myself.

Besides, sometimes you see something that you wouldn't think of wishing for. And shopping isn't just about buying things, it's also a fun social activity.

[assassino]

Ah, yes, women and their shopping. Back in Italy, I escorted courtesans during their shopping sometimes, as their bodyguard. Only women enjoy shopping so much, they can look at one fabric for hours, comparing it to others, and still not choose to purchase it.

[luthored]

[ Jeez Ezio, you could not sound more sexist right now. Even if it's true that it's harder for her to find men who like it as much... ]

I'm not that bad. And I know men who like to shop, too.

[assassino]

Like who?

[luthored]

Well here, there was Kurt, before he went home... He was fun to shop with.

[ And she's pretty sure he was gay but she never got to find out, and that is not important anyway. ]

But keep talking like that and I'll just not shop for you anymore, mister.

[assassino]

Kurt was practically a woman.

[Ezio laughs and snakes an arm around her with a grin.]

Who will do my shopping, then?

[luthored]

[ He gets a pinch in his side at that comment, looking seriously annoyed. So rude! She doesn't know if Kurt would be offended by that remark, but Lana can be offended for him. Not mad enough to actually push him away, though. ]

Maybe one of those courtesans you mentioned.

[assassino]

[Ow, pinching, so mean. He loves it.]

I have not seen a courtesan in at least ten months, I will have you know. [Amused] I gave them up for honourable women like yourself.

[luthored]

Ten months?

[ Lana actually looks surprised. ]

You know there's a red light district here, right?

[ Wow maybe she shouldn't be telling him that... ]

[assassino]

I know. I have been here for thirteen months, you know.

[He smiles.]

Even so, the courtesans I lived with in Venice were off-limits to me. I gave them protection in return for room and board, I was not living there just to sample the women.

[luthored]

Well, aren't you just the most noble playboy there ever was.

[assassino]

I am! I believe in the safety and comfort and joy of my ladies before all else.