[Dave keeps his face straight as she laughs, trying not to give her any reaction at all. Not even an eyebrow. People need to stop laughing at his serious issues.]

I've lasted two months without it. Two slow, painful months. Seriously though, it doesn't feel like anything has changed. It's frustrating, but it's like, I don't even care.

[He shrugs dramatically.] Here's hoping your loss is something hilarious. Just don't ever tell Egbert.