text;

[nukeoleptic]

well
i wish i could say that this was the weirdest thing thats ever happened to me :T
but that would definitely be a lie

um!
hello, hi
my name is jade
it is nice to meet everyone!
i have sort of been lurking around for just a little while
and this is not a dream bubble, is it ._.

Comments

[nukeoleptic]

[ She tries to look concerned. She tries very, very hard to look concerned. Her eyebrows rise--

And then she laughs.

A lot. ]

Oh noooooo. How will you go on??

[shenunigans]

[Dave keeps his face straight as she laughs, trying not to give her any reaction at all. Not even an eyebrow. People need to stop laughing at his serious issues.]

I've lasted two months without it. Two slow, painful months. Seriously though, it doesn't feel like anything has changed. It's frustrating, but it's like, I don't even care.

[He shrugs dramatically.] Here's hoping your loss is something hilarious. Just don't ever tell Egbert.