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[nukeoleptic]

well
i wish i could say that this was the weirdest thing thats ever happened to me :T
but that would definitely be a lie

um!
hello, hi
my name is jade
it is nice to meet everyone!
i have sort of been lurking around for just a little while
and this is not a dream bubble, is it ._.

Comments

[wagers]

Wow! I'm surprised you came 8ack!
It's kind of funny how many people think that this place is one huge dream 8u88le too, how fun.

[nukeoleptic]

[ Dammit she wants a green pen. ]

well, that would make the most sense
considering.... well, everything, actually
who are you? i introduced myself

[wagers]

Vriska Serket!
The 8est damn troll you're ever going to meet, admittedly.
We kind of knew each other the last time you were here, 8ut we weren't terri8ly close.
8ut yeah, this is kind of a soul-sucking castle fully intent on drawing people from all reaches of the universe toward it, as demonstr8ted 8y us talking here and now, and as you will see 8y other people who will likely 8e pinged 8y this entry of yours.

[nukeoleptic]

[ Okay. Still not the weirdest thing to ever happen to her-- close, but not quite there yet. ]

i think it was an alternate timeline me who must have been here
i dont recognize anything about this place

[wagers]

Yeah, I wouldn't know a8out that! Like I said, we're not THAT close.
8ut in any case, not knowing where this is is kind of always a thing that happens, so don't worry a8out it.
Anything you want to know so that you could 8e less clueless? I mean, it would 8e pretty em8arrassing if anything were to happen to you. Pretty sure John would 8e all upset.

[dupable]

jade! you're back!

[nukeoleptic]

well i was happy figuring out things on my own until you dropped that super ominous "if anything were to happen to you" there
this place doesnt seem so dangerous :/

[nukeoleptic]

john! :T
i havent gone anywhere

[wagers]

[Here, she's breaking her writing in order to laugh.]

Oh, you'll change your mind!

[dupable]

you kind of did!
only i guess you wouldn't remember any of the times you were here before.
i mean, probably not anyway people usually don't so i guess it makes sense you wouldn't.

[nukeoleptic]

@_@
where are you?

[nukeoleptic]

[ ... she doesn't like that laugh. >[ ]

well whatever the danger is here
i can handle it >|!!!

[dupable]

i am in my room right now, but it'd be probably be easier if i just went and found you.
so i guess i should be asking you where are YOU?

[nukeoleptic]

i am outside
but i can still see the doors i came in through

[dupable]

ok hold still for a minute!
i am coming down to you!!

[ Mostly by prying open his window and flying right out it. ]

[wagers]

If you say so!
I 8n't going to think otherwise just yet!

[nukeoleptic]

"8nt"
lmfao

[nukeoleptic]

[ And Jade will just be visibly thrilled to see him. ]

Hey! --jeez, this place is really big.

[wagers]

Yep!
Sure did write that.

[nukeoleptic]

how do you know john?

[wagers]

Well, we're d8ting, for one!
You know, among a hell of a lot of history!

[nukeoleptic]

what

[wagers]

We have a lot of history!

[nukeoleptic]

and he is your boyfriend???

[wagers]

If you must put it into such simple Earth terms!