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[nukeoleptic]

well
i wish i could say that this was the weirdest thing thats ever happened to me :T
but that would definitely be a lie

um!
hello, hi
my name is jade
it is nice to meet everyone!
i have sort of been lurking around for just a little while
and this is not a dream bubble, is it ._.

Comments

[wagers]

Vriska Serket!
The 8est damn troll you're ever going to meet, admittedly.
We kind of knew each other the last time you were here, 8ut we weren't terri8ly close.
8ut yeah, this is kind of a soul-sucking castle fully intent on drawing people from all reaches of the universe toward it, as demonstr8ted 8y us talking here and now, and as you will see 8y other people who will likely 8e pinged 8y this entry of yours.

[nukeoleptic]

[ Okay. Still not the weirdest thing to ever happen to her-- close, but not quite there yet. ]

i think it was an alternate timeline me who must have been here
i dont recognize anything about this place

[wagers]

Yeah, I wouldn't know a8out that! Like I said, we're not THAT close.
8ut in any case, not knowing where this is is kind of always a thing that happens, so don't worry a8out it.
Anything you want to know so that you could 8e less clueless? I mean, it would 8e pretty em8arrassing if anything were to happen to you. Pretty sure John would 8e all upset.

[nukeoleptic]

well i was happy figuring out things on my own until you dropped that super ominous "if anything were to happen to you" there
this place doesnt seem so dangerous :/

[wagers]

[Here, she's breaking her writing in order to laugh.]

Oh, you'll change your mind!

[nukeoleptic]

[ ... she doesn't like that laugh. >[ ]

well whatever the danger is here
i can handle it >|!!!

[wagers]

If you say so!
I 8n't going to think otherwise just yet!

[nukeoleptic]

"8nt"
lmfao

[wagers]

Yep!
Sure did write that.

[nukeoleptic]

how do you know john?

[wagers]

Well, we're d8ting, for one!
You know, among a hell of a lot of history!

[nukeoleptic]

what

[wagers]

We have a lot of history!

[nukeoleptic]

and he is your boyfriend???

[wagers]

If you must put it into such simple Earth terms!

[nukeoleptic]

sorry, this just all seems pretty out there o.o

[wagers]

Well, it's not like he's a 8ad guy!

[nukeoleptic]

i didnt say that!!
i guess i just didnt seriously think he would date a troll

[wagers]

So, I'm the 8ad guy?

[nukeoleptic]

you are putting words into my mouth!

[wagers]

I'm just trying to see what you're getting at, that's all!
8GH! Whatever! It's not like it matters anyway!
Is there anything else you need help with, or........

[nukeoleptic]

nope!
i am good!
john is coming to get me, i think
thanks, though?

[wagers]

Yeah, yeah!

[JOURNAL SHUT.]