quadro_dent: (grr)
quadro_dent ([personal profile] quadro_dent) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2013-01-29 10:06 pm
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First tooth mark

[Sunny blinks as she steps into the darkened tent, momentarily disoriented as her eyes adjust. However, when she's able to see again she's quite surprised at what she sees. Instead of a gypsy tent, as she had been expecting, she seems to be in a large room in what appears to be a castle. But that simply doesn't make any sense at all. It must be some trick of the light or illusion or something. She turns around to brush the tent flap aside and go back outside and finds that there was no longer a tent flap to brush. All there's behind her is an open door leading out to a very snowy courtyard.

She pushes some of the hair out of her face, trying to get a better look around her - this false beard is becoming increasingly inconvenient. At a complete loss she sighs]


Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity.

[Which, of course, means "I must admit I don't have the faintest idea what's going on." Sunny pauses, looking around. In her confusion she had forgotten that she was in disguise as Chabo the Wolf Baby, a fearsome child who only speaks in growls. She clears her throat and adds a soft]

Grr...

((OOC: Open for journal or in the lobby!))
theabjectauthor: (I don't think I believe you.)

[personal profile] theabjectauthor 2013-02-03 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[he's still very confused, until, well ... wait. waaaait. someone who speaks in anagrams, single words, and what looks like an amalgamation of the two ...

... and appears to know the VFD code, even though, now that he's actively conversing, rather than reading dictation, they sound like they're quite young...

noooooooooooooooo. it can't be. he squints at the page]


Are you who I think you are?
theabjectauthor: (I am shocked and amazed!)

[personal profile] theabjectauthor 2013-02-07 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[anyone who thought it could not be possible for someone's heart to simultaneously drop and leap into their throat has, clearly, not been Lemony Snicket at this particular moment. he stares at the page and wishes desperately that he were not so far away]. Sunny Baudelaire? ...Truly?
theabjectauthor: (I dropped it and now it is lost forever.)

[personal profile] theabjectauthor 2013-02-09 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh -- oh! [suddenly, it sounds as though he's not sure what to do with himself. especially since he's far too far away to be of any genuine help to her]

My name is Lemony Snicket ... I'm a friend of your mother's. Or, I was. And now I am a friend to your sister, Violet. Has she found you, yet?
theabjectauthor: (I am in my cups - as it were.)

[personal profile] theabjectauthor 2013-02-12 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
I knew Beatrice Baudelaire, yes. [he's so glad that he's (a) far away so she can't see him, and (2) he's on a boat where the spray will mask the tears on his cheeks from the people who ARE currently able to see him]

We were quite close friends, to say the very least.
theabjectauthor: (I am making my point.)

[personal profile] theabjectauthor 2013-02-15 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[now that he knows who he's talking to, it takes him a little less time to decipher the words. years of research will do that.... he is somewhat of an expert on Sunny-speak]. I do not know how much you know of the schism, but its events forced me to flee for my life and go into hiding. I was on the run from Olaf and his associates, much the same as you.
theabjectauthor: (I am hiding from someone/thing.)

[personal profile] theabjectauthor 2013-02-20 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
In a word? Olaf. In three? Olaf and Esme.
theabjectauthor: (I am in my cups - as it were.)

[personal profile] theabjectauthor 2013-02-23 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
They had different motives, but their means were much the same ... If nothing else, I am sorry that my colleagues and I were unable to prevent them from tearing your lives asunder as well.