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thirty-fourth twist of the coil
[It's a quiet morning, the sun is shining over the snow-laden grounds of the castle, the pond is frozen over with sparkling ice, and there's somebody shooting out snow from what looks like a cannon outside.]
[Wait, what?]
[Oh, that's not the only thing, because there's a loud BOOOOOOOM as the cannon shoots out the snow, though over the journal it sounds more like a very loud bomb has gone off in the vicinity. Not long after that, there's a pleased chuckle.]
Okay, that wasn't far enough. Probably change the trajectory, yes?
[Tesla seems to be talking to himself more at the moment, mumbling numbers to himself as tinkering can be heard in the background, but after a few minutes he finally addresses the journal, sounding abnormally pleased with himself.]
So...was a bit bored last night and decided to work on some designs I had hanging around, and really, all this snow needs to be used somehow. See, unlike other people, I actually do something productive with my time.
[A happy hum. Hey, when he invents things, he's in good spirits.]
I'm not telling you people what it is. Come outside and take a look if you want, but remember, I'm still testing it out. But no worries, the thing isn't at all that dangerous.
[Which is Tesla speak for "I AM TOTALLY GOING TO KNOCK YOU OVER WITH SNOW BECAUSE I CAN."]
Here's to a wonderful winter! [And the cannon booms once more, before the journal is shut.]
[Wait, what?]
[Oh, that's not the only thing, because there's a loud BOOOOOOOM as the cannon shoots out the snow, though over the journal it sounds more like a very loud bomb has gone off in the vicinity. Not long after that, there's a pleased chuckle.]
Okay, that wasn't far enough. Probably change the trajectory, yes?
[Tesla seems to be talking to himself more at the moment, mumbling numbers to himself as tinkering can be heard in the background, but after a few minutes he finally addresses the journal, sounding abnormally pleased with himself.]
So...was a bit bored last night and decided to work on some designs I had hanging around, and really, all this snow needs to be used somehow. See, unlike other people, I actually do something productive with my time.
[A happy hum. Hey, when he invents things, he's in good spirits.]
I'm not telling you people what it is. Come outside and take a look if you want, but remember, I'm still testing it out. But no worries, the thing isn't at all that dangerous.
[Which is Tesla speak for "I AM TOTALLY GOING TO KNOCK YOU OVER WITH SNOW BECAUSE I CAN."]
Here's to a wonderful winter! [And the cannon booms once more, before the journal is shut.]
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Wouldn't I?
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Do it and I won't give you coffee for a month.
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Would you really likes to explain that to all the people I'd inevitably murder because of said lack of coffee?
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[COMMON SENSE, MAL, COMMON SENSE.]
But seriously, don't even put a finger on it. I worked hard on this cannon, you know.
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[She rolls her eyes a little]
Fine, fine, play with your toy.