239 is the number of chapters in the Book of Mormon

[onlyanapple]

[Felix]
So, I'm here as a third party, a friend of mine has some questions of the magical variety and you're the first person I thought of who might be able to help her out.
[/Felix]

[That done, Crowley has been busying his time by finding a labelling machine and dutifully labelling everything in the house. This little venture will prove why you shouldn't allow a bored demon loose with a labelling machine. He starts off small; 'TV' and 'Refrigerator', before moving onto more irritating and obvious 'Spoon' and 'Grape'. When he's labelled everything in the common areas of the house, he starts helpfully labelling his housemates things. You know, so they have something FUN to come home to.

That done, it's the matter of the housemates not on a stupid trip. Gale's lucky (largely because Crowley doesn't want Ino to get violent) only suffering an 'Ino's Piece of Ass' label on his and Ino's door. Tsuna, on the other hand, is far less lucky. Tsuna himself, while he's asleep, has been lovingly given the label 'Stupid Hair Kid' right across his forehead, which sets the theme for the rest of his room. 'Stupid Hair Kid's Wardrobe', 'Stupid Hair Kid's Toothbrush' and so on. It's a lot of work, really. Tsuna had best be appreciative of it. Now he'll never lose anything ever again.

Or forget that he has stupid hair]

[That hard work done, Crowley settles in his favourite chair with a glass of wine and his open journal]

Here, Paradisa, have a riddle. I feel it's a riddle sort of day.

A couple feared for the safety of their child, so they went out and bought four glasses and a bottle of vodka. Why?

Comments

[ol_northy]

Admittedly I'm not that good with riddles.

[onlyanapple]

No? Real shame, that. A lot of fun can be had with a good riddle.

[ol_northy]

True, but I'm more of a literal guy. All I could think of is that it's some pun on "shots", but that can't really be right.

[onlyanapple]

It's not, but puns are always entertaining regardless.

[ol_northy]

See what I mean? So I'll pass on guessing.

[onlyanapple]

Oh well, you gave it your best shot.

[ol_northy]

I didn't do so well, did I.

[onlyanapple]

You could have done worse.

[ol_northy]

I could've made a shot in the dark, but that's not my style.

[onlyanapple]

No? Nothing like your sister then?

[ol_northy]

Why am I not surprised that you know South?

[onlyanapple]

[So many ways to troll, SO MANY]

We're... very well acquainted.

[ol_northy]

[Dammit why is everyone a creep about his sister?

...Nevermind. He doesn't want to know.]

Good to know.

[onlyanapple]

[No, no he does not want to know.

Also he never wants to sit on one of the lobby couches because they totally did it there]

Aren't you happy she has friends?

[ol_northy]

Oh, yeah. Really happy. It's nice to know she's not alone.

[And that she's apparently being... yes.]

[onlyanapple]

It's hard to be alone in a magical sadistic castle. It tends to push people together.

[ol_northy]

She's pretty good at it, anyway.

[onlyanapple]

I have noticed.

[ol_northy]

Being alone, I mean. Anyway, thanks for looking out for her.

[onlyanapple]

I wouldn't go that far. [He does, he just doesn't admit it] She looks after herself, mostly.

[ol_northy]

[A chuckle.] Okay, okay.