♒ 005 | text, as always

[truestsciences]

so as evveryone an their lusus is talkin about theres some human holiday comin up
an thats great an all for humans but
wwhats the point of this
thats wwhat i wwant to knoww
i dont really knoww wwhat any a you are talkin about wwith this wwhole vvalentines deal wwhich would make sense if it was just all the humans talkin about it that i didnt underst but its more then that an i cant help but feel like ivve forgotten somethin important regardin this wwhole romance gig
so
does anyone wwant to tell me wwhats goin on then and wwhy this has to be a holiday



((ooc: for the record because it is actually relevant now, eridan's loss was his knowledge of quadrants/troll romance, so he knows absolutely nothing about romance at all. hooray!))

Comments

[nukeoleptic]

um :T
i think it is mostly for people who care about each other to sort of express that??
like oh hello i like you
have some chocolate

[truestsciences]

thats pretty damn vvague though
wwhat if you dont like anyone or wwhat if someone you cant fuckin stand givves you chocolate
it doesnt make any sense

[nukeoleptic]

well its not like any of this is mandatory
if you dont like anyone then you just kind of ignore it i guess

[truestsciences]

if its not mandatory wwhy do people make it such a big deal then
wwhy is this lovve thing so important that it has a holiday
i dont get it

[he's so confused why can't he understand]

[nukeoleptic]

if you dont get it then i dont really know how to explain it!! D:
love is just a big deal to some people
so they like to celebrate it
that is pretty much it!!!

[truestsciences]

thats just stupid
wwhy should wwhat some people like cause such a big fuss around here
are all human holidays like this because christmas didnt seem so stupid that santa claus felloww aside

[nukeoleptic]

well being human i kind of think human holidays are all kind of badass
and what do you have against santa??

[truestsciences]

you must havve a skewwed sense a badass
an wwhat isnt there to hold against someone wwho breaks into hivves to leavve random shit around
thats a fuckin vviolation a privvacy

[nukeoleptic]

because he is leaving presents and not like
vandalizing the place or anything :p
and because he loves children


...and also because he is fictional and just a story we tell for fun!!

[truestsciences]

wwhat if he did do all a that though

an howw can he be fictional if i got somethin from him durin that christmas thing

[nukeoleptic]

wait hold up
santa brought things to people here for christmas??

[majestic_leader]

If there's a special lady in your life, February 14th is the day to pamper her senseless. Or, you know, him. If that's your thing. It's a holiday because some people would forget otherwise.

[But not DeMarco. He always remembers The Ladies.]

[truestsciences]

wwhat makes em special is wwhat im askin though

[majestic_leader]

Oh, tons of stuff. Their laugh, their eyes, a smoking hot body, that sort of thing.

[truestsciences]

so you givve them stuff because they havve a high body temperature
its a holiday meant to appeal to lowwbloods then

[greaselightning]

hey there champ, you really dont knowv vwhy this is a holiday?
i think it speaks for itself, vwhat isnt there to celebrate about romance?
but, if you vwant, maybe i can showv you first hand vwhat there is to celebrate, maybe that vwill jog your memory some.

[truestsciences]

[oh great.]

im pretty sure bumpin your codpiece against me wwouldnt count as any sort a romance
an i knoww i agreed to go on a date wwith you or wwhatevver but if i dont remember wwhy do you think that wwould help

[greaselightning]

vwhoa, vwait, really? you agreed to go on a date vwith me?

[WHY DOESNT HE REMEMBER THIS?]

vwell, vwhat if i could make you remember vwhy? i think thats all the more reason to do it, vwouldnt you agree?

[truestsciences]

against my better judgement but yeah i reduced myself to sayin yes an i still dont knoww wwhy an my lack a knowwledge on this certainly isnt helpin me remember

[It was probably just to get him to stop humping him with the cod piece, really..]

wwell
i guess this is one a those see it to believve it things an i knoww you probably wwont let that date go so
sure
but there wwill be rules

[greaselightning]

[Holy shit this is the tops!!!]

awv come on you dont need to put it like that.
im a great guy, you just need to get to knowv me is all.
but, uh, rules? vwhat kind of rules?

[truestsciences]

[No. No it is not.]

i do need to put it exactly like that
wwell isnt gettin to knoww people the point a datin or
an rules like no touchin wwithout permission and no wwearin codpieces an no excessivve human bullshit

[greaselightning]

vwell it certainly is so you should probably keep from making any more judgmental comments till youvwe had the chance to knowv me.
can do, chief, but uh, vwhat are you talking about vwith the human stuff?

[Because he is SO good at hiding that shit.]

[truestsciences]

i can still make em its just up to you to provve them wwrong
right
an that wwhole humankin shtick i dont knoww wwhat exactly youre tryin to provve wwith it but its kind a offputtin an i dont see wwhy youd evven wwant to be human
theyre all assholes

[fluthlu]

It's a degrading, useless holiday invented by greeting card companies in order to maximize profit on the human desire to please others.
I really wouldn't worry about understanding it, if such a thing is possible.

[truestsciences]

are you sayin that cause its true or are you just bitter cause nobody wwants to please you

[fluthlu]

I see no reason to feel any bitterness about such an aimless holiday.
Society places far too much worth on romantic relationships.

[truestsciences]

uh huh sure
i think theres a reason for there to be importance on em but i dont
remember wwhy that might be