makethemguilty: (Von Karma - Exuberant)
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HA! HA! HA! HA!

HELLO EVERYONE!! I don't believe I've spoken with many of you, which is why I have an important announcement to make!

I am Prosecutor Manfred von Karma, PERFECT PROSECUTOR EXTRAORDINAIRE!

Let it thus be known: I'M NUMBER ONE!

[What's this? An everyday tirade from your resident prosecutor? At first say-so yes, but this man sounded…..quite a bit more jovial. Maybe he's just a little off his game today or had a little too much holiday punch. Or maybe he's a F-O-O-L.]

In fact I am rather pleased to tell you all, just because I am feeling SPECTACULAR TODAY, THAT I WISH TO TELL YOU OF THE SECRET TO PERFECT SUCCESS.

Listen well: IF YOU WISH TO FOLLOW THE CREED OF VON KARMA, THERE'S SOMETHING ONLY VON KARMA KNOWS BEST.

A cut to spare your eyes. What von Karma knows best... )

[ooc: I have no excuse for this late, but I couldn't pass up the Feast of Fools plot x3 ENJOY THE JUBLIANCE. And complete Manfred-fool weirdness.]
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What is the meaning of this?!…What the hell is wrong with this place? What are they putting in the air?!

[That…Phoenix had gotten a taste of the von Karmic perfection—quite literally—was like him drinking from the ambrosia of the gods, it was…forbidden! How could this be?! Why? What madness had overcome the both of them. He's evidently not pleased with the results, because he's currently isolated himself to a corner of the library.

The fact alone that he had kissed a defense attorney was a kind of relation that transgressed legal, moral, and professional norms…"Fraternization with the enemy", in effect.
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I will not allow this ridiculousness to continue!

[Of course after that entire mess he went to stalk the length of the castle corridors furthest from Wright as possible, vowing to never again seek out his company.

Little was he aware that nutcrackers abounded in this part of the library where he'd chosen to go, and that he'd done nothing to prevent encounters from happening with the other residents. It doesn't occur to him in fact, because he's having a rare moment in which his composure has slipped.


Manfred von Karma's s situational awareness was indeed lowered slightly, and despite the decorations of lights, tinsel, and other appropriate holiday fare, he stands right in the vicinity of the library where the nutcrackers happened to loom like little terrible dolls of ruination.

And with that, the dictation ends, for he's currently busy trying to recover his dignity.
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[ooc: Open to all for Kissmas things here, planned and unplanned!]
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[In very distinctive copperplate handwriting no less prestigious than the man himself who wrote it across the pages in elaboration, there would be the following notes inscribed:]

Evidence is key.

Investigation…to determine the point of compromise of the victim's identity - that is, where the offender may have obtained the victim's identification information. This will lead to possible suspects, and additional victims.

Determine a motive: This will assist in further reasoning on obtaining a verdict in court.

This must be criminal conspiracy.

Principal actors present at the scene of the crime and who participated in its commission will be found guilty.


[Dictation]

False imprisonment will afford you very little, I assure you. To whomever this may concern, you are committing a felony. Kidnapping is a very serious offense. You, and your accomplices, whomever they may be, stand accused of complicit agreement to commit criminal conspiracy.

[He moved from his chair where the open journal lay to the prospective room out into the hallway and down the stairs, his deep stentorian voice carrying down to the castle floors below. If there were any residents about, or if was anyone listening, they had best form a response, lest they find themselves facing the wrath of a von Karma!]

I demand to know where I am. Whoever has done this…You will pay dearly for your crimes. I am Prosecutor Manfred von Karma. Whoever you are, I will show you no mercy. I hope that is understood.

[ooc: Fits in with this log here. ]

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