PARADISA

Oh good lord, it's a book I write in and...stuff happens? I do not even know.

Seriously, what is this place? It looks like a bad set from one of those old holo-movies except bits of it don't fall over when you push at them. Seriously, I'm expecting someone in a cape and tights to direct me to save the princess.

So, uh, this is Wash, if anybody out there knows me. Which would be really nice right now, because either I'm somewhere very different or Jayne put something funny in the coffee again.

I'd also like some directions, because I really should have taken the left turn at Albe-whatever it is they always say.

See, Zoe would know what to do here right about now. Oh, cool, never written her name down before. Even that looks sexy. Zoe Zoe Zoe ZoeZoeZoeZoe.

Nice.

So, uh, help?


((OOC: For those interested, Wash's physical arrival is open and is here: http://paradisalogs.dreamwidth.org/186072.html ))