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Sixty Fourth Sip

So, it seems the Soul Cake Duck came early this year. Or rabbit. Whatever. It was nice to see food in this place that wasn't contaminated with insanity for a change. That should happen more often.

[She huffs out a sigh, she's bored and Tesla's been in Science Mode for a while]

I would give my left arm for something interesting to happen right now. Nothing big, just...like a really irritated demon or perhaps a swarm of giant bees. Something, anything to do.

Yes, people. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say the dreaded words and there's nothing you can do to stop me:

I'm. Bored.

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So I'm guessing either you being bored is the equivalent of me being bored or saying you're bored is like a challenge.

Or maybe it's both.

[ hey, if it's the latter, she might be interested in seeing what happens. ]

There's a common theory here that if enough people say how bored they are, something will happen.

I personally would welcome the challenge.

In that case, guess what? I'm bored, too.

Bring it.

[There's a little bit of silence, almost as if she's waiting for SOMETHING to happen]

Maybe we have to get more people to say it first...

[ disappointment man. ]

I wonder if anyone will.

Probably not. They#'re probably all too scared.

Wow, where's everyone's sense of adventure? I'd rather be dealing with something interesting than be bored all the time.

Most of them lost it. I think there might have been a plague or something, took it all away in the night.

Very sad.

Wow, that sucks for them. Maybe we can find it and give it back?

I think that would take an awful lot of looking, and I don't think I care enough to find it for them.

Yeah that would be a lot of effort. Guess they'll just have to deal without. Their loss.

I'm sure they'll find some way to deal with it. Alcoholism, perhaps.

Whatever works for them, right?

Precisely.

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