Sixty Fourth Sip

[mal_addict]

So, it seems the Soul Cake Duck came early this year. Or rabbit. Whatever. It was nice to see food in this place that wasn't contaminated with insanity for a change. That should happen more often.

[She huffs out a sigh, she's bored and Tesla's been in Science Mode for a while]

I would give my left arm for something interesting to happen right now. Nothing big, just...like a really irritated demon or perhaps a swarm of giant bees. Something, anything to do.

Yes, people. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say the dreaded words and there's nothing you can do to stop me:

I'm. Bored.

Comments

[samson]

Why would you do that.

[mal_addict]

Somewhere between morbid curiosity and scientific interest.

[samson]

People just had a spontaneous musical the other day. Isn't that interesting enough for you?

[It's not interesting at all, actually, but it's probably best not to tempt fate...]

[panicswitched]

So I'm guessing either you being bored is the equivalent of me being bored or saying you're bored is like a challenge.

Or maybe it's both.

[ hey, if it's the latter, she might be interested in seeing what happens. ]

[mal_addict]

There's a common theory here that if enough people say how bored they are, something will happen.

I personally would welcome the challenge.

[wishmadeinfire]

_{[ In a moment of melodramatic humor and irritation. ]}

We're doomed. Thank you.

[mal_addict]

You're welcome! You'll thank me again when it's over and you will have something interesting to talk about for a while.

Dictated

[wizard_redfive]

What, last month wasn't exciting enough for you?

forever!

[mal_addict]

Not especially.

[forsometimenow]

I think you've just jinxed us. If I hear a sudden angry buzzing filling the air, I know who to call to take care of it.

[mal_addict]

Please do, it has to be better than sitting here being bored.

Dictated

[originalcopy]

[He's been human again, drunk, shot by marauding aliens, lost a friend, nearly got in fight over Easter eggs and forced to sing and dance. That's plenty busy enough for Church.]

I happen to like boring.

If you're so bored get a hobby or something.

forever!

[mal_addict]

You know, people keep telling me I should do that. I'm not even sure what sort of hobby to take up.

Unless mocking people is a hobby.

[3nterprising]

I can't decide whether to tell you to go read a book or agree with you.
This place is way too dull one minute and too exciting the next.

[mal_addict]

It ebbs and flows like the tide. Right now? I'd take something, anything, really.

[hard_talker]

UH-oh. There goes the neighborhood.

[mal_addict]

Sorry, Mark. For once, it had to be done.

[rogueofheart]

Miss Maladict, no! [WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT]

[mal_addict]

[Because she's a terrible person]

Oh, come on, whatever it'll be it can't be that bad.

[whistles_the_blues]

That's tragic.

[Yeah, he doesn't care.]

Let me know when the bee's show up.

[mal_addict]

I'm sure you'll know by the buzzing and the screaming.

[dictated]

[delincuente]

[Alex doesn't really pay much attention past the first sentence. As per the usual. Have a little snort of a laugh over the journal]

Soul Cake Duck sounds like some kind of terrible disco band.

forever!

[mal_addict]

Ah that's...a dancing thing, ins't it?

Anyway the Soul Cake Duck lays eggs in my world, candy eggs. It's usually in October, though.

dictated;

[rightchoices]

Please tell me that sort of thing doesn't happen often.

forever!

[mal_addict]

What? The singing? Or other random incidents?